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Edited by Dmoney12321: 3/20/2014 6:25:32 AM
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The Destiny Conspiracy

Hello fellow guardians, I have some things to alert you to. I have done some digging, and I have found the truth behind "Destiny". 1. [b]Illuminati References[/b] Osiris. Seven seraphs. New monarchy. Future war cult. Dead orbit. These all would appear as normal names to the naked eye, but I have seen the truth. Osiris: Logo refers to the "all seeing eye", which just happens to be one the the main symbols of the ILLUMINATI. Seven seraphs: The number seven is known to be the number of creation. This therefore symbolizes that Bungie is trying to create a NEW SOCIETY. New monarchy: This symbolizes bungie's desires to create a new world filled with monarchism. Future wat cult: Future war cult? More like Bungie in disguise. They will run the world! Dead orbit: Symbolizes the new society bungie is planning to make, and if you reject you will BE LAUNCHED INTO ORBIT! 2. [b]Bungie's quest for world domination.[/b] Once you get in, there's no coming out. That's why Bungie made halo for so many years, and when the government and I were on to them, they made a deal with 343 to keep the illuminati subsidiarie running! 3. [b]Bungie is mind controlling us[/b] Its true! I can see past the lies with my special helmet that shield me from mind control waves! Wake up brothers and cousins and brothers and sisters! Every new game they realese is a new update of the Mind Control Software, which is owned by RICHARD NIXON HIMSELF! 4. [b]Bungie.[/b] Name bungie sound familiar? You might think of BUNGIE JUMPING! The dangerous sport that is 100% unsafe and ILLEGAL! This symbolizes that Bungie is pushing its victims to do ILLEGAL THINGS AGAINST THEIR WILL! 5.[b]Destiny[/b] In each copy of Destiny, mini black holes will activate when the case is opened, sending victims to ANOTHER DIMENSION while Bungie 3D prints a replica of you to TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE. 6.[b]Guardians[/b] By naming the hero's "Guardians", Bungie is strengthing our resolve to protect them no matter what, even giving UP OUR LIVES to do their BIDDING. 7. [b]The Watergate scandal[/b] IT WAS BUNGIE 8. [b]Facebook was invented by Richard Nixon, the CEO of Bungie[/b] Facebook was made to SPREAD SEEDS OF DECEPTION throughout the internet, thus completing bungie's 3 step plan to CONTROL THE EARTH. Step 1. Make mind control games. Step 2. Use internet to spread them. Step 3. Make everyone LIZARDS. Step 4. Impeach NIXON. People, I hope I have opened your eyes to Bungie and their ruthless plots. Now spread the word before the Bungians go back to Pluto to alert the mothership! [spoiler]Lol no. Please don't take this seriously, and most importantly, play Destiny. See you all starside![/spoiler]

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