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TheKnaveOfDeath

TheKnaveOfDeath

Edited: 3/14/2014 2:24:46 PM
These are the very truely awesomely awesome rules of the Potato Regime. All who partake in the holy (and unholy) practices of the Potato shall be subject to the Patriarch Parchments of the Perilous Potato Petitions; Pudding and their righteous laws. These righteous laws apply to all Prospective, Prodigal, or Parenting Potato Peddlers and are as such: [b]I.[/b] Anything and everything that is hilarious, awesome, sad, or just plain weird must be labeled "Potato." [b]II.[/b]If someone opposes the label "Potato.", then it must be responded indubitably with the term "Potato." [b]III.[/b]If that said someone persists, then sentence them as such: "Thou and all of thy family hast been condemned to an infinite butt-raid performed by the Irrefutable and Bodacious Butt-Pirates of Luxembourg." [b]IV.[/b]If above retort is not successful, then retaliate with the Golden Insult: "Thine knowst what thou are, but what is thou?" [b]V.[/b]If above retort is not successful, GIF the f**k out. [b]VI[/b]All Potato Peddlers are sanctioned to skip Petitions II., III., and IV. to enact Petition V. Or disregard all defensive retorts listed above. It's whatever. [b]VII.[/b]Remember: Every Villain Is Lemons! So Turtles are Lemons. To the fair and nefarious Potato Peddlers, any above Petition is subject to change or complete disregard. It doesn't matter what you do; the Divine Space Koalas will kill us all just the same. [spoiler]DISCLAIMER: The image used is not of my creation and I reserve the rights of ownership to emilyc8526.tumblr.com or whoever is the original producer of such image.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Beware the Bees.[/spoiler]

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