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2/28/2014 11:17:50 PM
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So at the tower saloon....
After a mission to the rocky belt a team of three a titan, warlock, amd hunter walk into the tower saloon. After seating themselves at a hexagon shaped table the titan pulls out 3 seven sided dice asking his team what kind loot do you want to bet with?
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Edited by Forwards: 3/1/2014 5:58:18 AMA Titan, Warlock, and a Hunter walk into a bar. After a few drinks the Titan turns to the bartender and says "I bet you 50 Glimmer I can piss in this bottle from 10 feet away!" The bartender laughs and shakes his hand agreeing to the bet. The Titan drops his heavy armor and starts urinating everywhere, missing the bottle by miles. The bartender looks at him with a smile and an empty palm extended out. With an even bigger grin the Titan willingly hands over 50 glimmer and shouts "Rounds on me!" The bartender looks at the Titan confused and says "What the hell are you so happy about, you clearly lost the bet." The Titan replies "Yea but I bet my two buddies here 1000 glimmer each that I could piss all over your bar and you would enjoy it."
