Step 1 : Sell two copies. Step 2 : Throw the second disc of the third copy at your dog. Step 3 : Snap the final disc in half. Use a knife to sharpen the disc. Step 4 : With the makeshift weapon, go to the 343i HQ and go MGS on their ass. Step 5 : When every employee is dead, get rid of the disc and any evidence. Step 6 : At this stage you are most likely wanted by the police. Buy some weapons and hijack a car. Step 7 : Drive to Mexico to meet your cousin Emilio, he will smuggle you into South America. Be wary of who you talk to, you are number one on Interpol's most wanted as you have killed several hundred people with a game disc. Step 8 : You arrive in Venezuela, your new home. For the next decade you will need to keep a low profile, so you'll be living in a wooden shack in the rainforest. Step 9 : Kill yourself due to depression. Step 10 : Your sacrifice is remembered by the Flood. You are immortal. Good night, sweet prince.