It was a long hot day in Canada and Cam was feelin' pretty bored, so he pulled out some of that dank bubba kush. He wiggled his spaghetti-like hand around his book bag for some paper when, much to his amazement, he discovered there was none left! He jumped up from his wooden stump chair thing in anger. "How dare you not let me 420blazeit notebook," Cam yelled at the top of his lungs, "you've gone incoherent!" He paced back and fourth with frustration. "F*ck it! I'll just look up some booty!" He raced into his log cabin and popped out his laptop. "www.booty.org" he typed into the search bar. Then, much to his dismay, millions of male Brazilian booty pics came on screen. He shrieked with horror. Then, next to the gif of the guy asking if you want to know how to get a horse c*ck in five days or less, there was an ad for the best weed in the multiverse. It was called Kony Kush and Cam knew he needed it right away. His mouth began to salivate and his words stutter. I"-I need dis weed!" He exclaimed. He clicked on the link and ordered all of their kush. 10 seconds later the cabin began to shake, the walls oozed mud and a green mass began to generate on the floorboards. Shrek was soon in full form. He gave Cam his weed, not before whipping out his wiener and placing it in Cam's mouth. "Shrek is love... Shrek is life". Shrek then disappeared into oblivion as Camnator began to cry tears of joy. I walked into the room. I squatted and pooped on the floor. Without wiping I made my way out of the front door. "Get Shrekt" I said, and Cam never forgot it.