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Edited by dazarobbo:
12/28/2013 8:41:21 AM
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Post The Messed Up Stuff You Did As A Kid
Just share stories of the -blam!-ed up stuff you did as a kid,back when we might not have known it was bad or we just didn't care.
Rules:
- Don't Judge other people ITT we all did some bad stuff so don't judge them.
- Don't act like you were a super good kid.
- No Snitching
In 3rd grade i think almost everyone in the class was just ignoring the teacher constantly talking she tried the "i'll wait" thing...that shit ain't work. We kept talking, playing, and throwing paper around the classroom.
Now this is where i had nothing to do with it really i heard she got hit with something or something while she was teaching,No Snitching, and she just broke down crying in the middle of class and said something like "do what you want". It probably wasn't 100% our fault but we def had a hand in it. So instead of us being like are you ok we started playing and shit so basically we didn't even learn shit we just played around while a 20 something your old white women cried at her desk. I went up to her and asked if she was ok but she said she was fine and to do whatever.
I wonder how she look now...and if she would let me hit cause she was bad. I gotta go back to my elementary school to see if she still there
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*SilentlyJudgesActionsAndOP'sPoorGrammarWhileSimultaneouslySnitching*
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14 RepliesI kissed my cousin ... A lot
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1 ReplyEdited by Sandtrap: 12/28/2013 8:51:06 AMThe only notable thing I remember was when I was really young and I didn't know about gas yet. I found a gas can in the garage, and noticed that whenever the gas splattered onto the pavement, the pavement got darker. So me and my little child mind said, I like the pavement in that colour! So I emptied the entire gas can all over the driveway, and made the entire driveway a nice dark grey....
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1 ReplyI stole a carton of milk, a loaf of bread and a box of eggs. No joke.
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1 ReplyNothing for the most part. However you OP are a piece of shit and from the looks of it still are one.
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2 RepliesIn the 1st grade I flipped off this girl. I kept doing it for about 5 minutes and she snitched on me. In the 4th grade there was this kid taking a shit in the bathroom and I wet some paper towels and threw them over the stall walls. They landed on his head. Something like that happened to me before but this time I did it because I wanted some god damn retribution. In 4th grade I said a couple F-bombs in front of a teacher. I never got in trouble either she just told me to "watch my mouth." In the 5th grade I purposely stepped on a ketchup packet and it squirted on some kid's pants. I was laughing my ass off. In the 4th grade after school one day, these two kids were fighting behind some classrooms where nobody was. My friend and I watched the whole thing and the kid that lost walked towards the office. My friend and I pointed at him and laughed hard while he was crying. In the 7th grade my friends and I would always cut in line during lunch and we would never get caught either. In the 7th grade during PE, some kid ran into a pole on accident. My friend and I were laughing for a good 10 minutes. In the 4th grade I pushed a girl off the rock climbing wall on the playground because she was scared to go down it.
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I pissed up my nose once when I was 3, really embarrassing really.
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* OP implying I'm not a kid * HA HA HA ha ha..... Anyway... The worst thing I did as a kid.... My school has a IPad program, but only the yr 7s and yr8s got it ( I was in yr8 ). We used to play minecraft PE a lot, and the update with chat came up. So during class, I went on the iPad onto a whole load of Yr 7 Servers, sworn more than I ever had before... Then some dickhead, ( I was just dicking around, wasn't swearing at anyone ) decided to go tell his teacher ( who happened to be my fav teacher and the head of the IPad program ). He went out asking who was this person ( I was using the name DARKLORD ) and he came to my class and asked me to come out. He asked me who this person was... And I fessed up to him... Leading to only getting my games wiped... I felt I was getting let off really easily so I asked for a detention, but he said that I didn't need one. I always felt that I should've got a worst punishment, and have been disgusted by my actions that happened. I really regret that. [spoiler]wasn't really caring bout grammar and spelling [/spoiler]
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I grabbed my mom's cat by the tail and threw it off the porch.
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2 RepliesI used to touch tongues with my sister because we thought it tasted funny
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i used to poke manikin nipples.
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2 RepliesNot really a bad thing but more of a stupid idea: I touched my nipple against a tray of cookies fresh out of the oven.
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3 RepliesRelated. OT: I stuck something in a persons exhaust pipe of their car because I didn't like her.
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1 ReplyI crapped my pants in 1st grade, went to the bathroom to wrap my underwear in paper towels, and sneaked it into someone's backpack.
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3 RepliesWhen I was five I tripped a kid in my kindergarten class, and he cut his head on the corner of a countertop and started screaming at the top of his lungs. The teacher went through like half pack of paper towels before he stopped bleeding. The only other sort of bad one I can remember is when we were playing wiffle ball in PE in third or fourth grade. I was supposed to be next in the lineup, so I picked up the bigass orange plastic bat and got ready to go to the plate (which was a scrimmage vest) when one of my teammates said that it was actually [i]his[/i] turn to bat. We argued about it, and then he shoved me, so I hit him in the head with the bat (which, again, was one of the big orange plastic wiffle ball bats) a few times, and he both got sent to the principal's office. So I was a dumb stupid idiot kid.
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I pissed on a biker at a Mexican restaurant once. I thought I was dead at the time, but then he started laughing. [spoiler]I wasn't paying attention to where I was "aiming" lol[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI bit one kids finger off because he was an assface
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My cousins and I went around the neighborhood in Mexico with a BB gun shooting lightbulbs at night. I never really didn't anything "bad".
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3 RepliesMe and my friend ate leaves of flowers because bunnies did it too[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDismissed Morrowind as a bad game.
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14 RepliesLiterally made my sister kiss my ass.
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3 RepliesSome kids from my neighborhood were all riding bikes on the street. My friend and I decided to have a race. I was way ahead of him when this stupid little girl pulled out right in front of me. I slammed into her. She went flying off her big wheel and had some tire marks up her back. She ran inside, crying and screaming the whole way. I decided I didnt give a single -blam!- and continues riding. Then I got grounded :/
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3 RepliesI broke my mom's phone with a bouncy ball. It was a flip phone.
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I ran over bees with a toy sit-on tractor when I was 4 and collected them. Instant karma though, I stopped when I picked up one that was still alive (and pretty pissed at me). Me and a few friends went into a building site and used the polystyrene packaging/insulation as bats and broke tons at about 7 or 8. I also threw bricks in the road that went past my house. Not at cars or anything (I knew [i]that[/i] was silly), but I laid them out and waited for cars to run them over, see if they broke or did something. Didn't really know what to expect.
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I pooped and it flew across the room and hit the wall. No joke.
