Santa has just crashed his sled into your current residence and wants to kill you with holiday cheer and assorted gift items. You have only what is near you to stop him. How do you defeat Santa?
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Places spikes on the roof beforehand. When he crashes, the spikes will kill him for me.
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There is a German Shepard right next to me. Choke him to death on fur!
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I'd cut open my extension cords, and stab them into him.
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I open my eyes widely, lean back a bit, and yell "It's garbage day", with no outwards sings of conviction or meaning. If Santa gets the reference, then we won't have a problem. If he doesn't, then we will watch Silent Night Deadly Night 2. After that, he won't have the will or energy to do anything else, ever again. If you don't get the reference, then you should count yourself among the lucky, fortunate few who still have goals and a will to live and succeed. If you do get the reference, then we should start a support group or something.
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The toy he gives me
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Sharpen candy canes and throw them.
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Ceramonial tribal knife..i got one in every room and each one is diffrent
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You fool! Milk and cookies only make Santa stronger!
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Santa really needs his head checked if he landed on Mandalore.