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12/19/2013 3:50:02 AM
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Plasma Eagle Rides! $5*

Everyone! This your once in a lifetime chance to ride a Plasma Eagle! Have you ever wanted to kiss the edge of space? Have you ever wanted to see how it's like to break the sound barrier outside of a cockpit? Have you ever wanted to make that one wierd fat girl in your class that always talks about horses finally shut up? Well, For only $5* you can sattle up (Non-sexually) on this majestic bird and fly anywhere you please for two hours. Two whole hours of pure adrenaline fueled flight. All the proceeds for the next two hours go to help a needy charity** also. But wait, there's more! If you buy a ticket within the next 5 seconds you will also get a complimentary keychain. Absolutely free of charge. So to wrap it up, you get the two hour ride of the Bird and a keychain all while helping charity! What a deal! Order Now! [spoiler]Plasma Inc. is not responsible for any Deaths, Dismemberments, chars, burns, vaporizations, obliterations, murders, drive-bys, suicides, religious cults, intoxications, sexual encounters, terrible jokes, lost gameboys, terrorist attacks, sightings of Obama, Miley Cyrus twerks, or any other completely tragic events that occur after the purchase. *29 Payments of $5 **The Plasma Eagle's Swiss Bank account [/spoiler]

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