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12/8/2013 10:10:22 PM
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Navy Seals vs. Real Seals
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Edited by Kernel Kraut: 12/13/2014 12:08:29 AM>Delta and SEAL up for selection for covert anti-seal mission >SEAL chosen over Delta >Delta fumes >SEAL fucks up in their mission to kill seals >Delta called in to rescue SEAL and kill seals. >SEAL praised for their action and determination under fire while Delta is ignored >Delta fumes >SEAL gets book and movie deal >Green Beret continues to eat snakes.
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2 RepliesEdited by Infiltrat0rN7: 12/13/2014 3:51:42 AM>Navy SEAL trips over seal >Calls Heli evac >Half of squad dies >Falls off cliff >Writes a book about it >Claims the seals where heavily armed and in the hundreds
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6 RepliesWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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U not oats [spoiler]that's oats av[/spoiler] [spoiler]no use fig[/spoiler]
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This earns my, [i]seal[/i] of approval.
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Oort Oort [spoiler]Translation: Bump bump![/spoiler]
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Post about seals, link photo of sea lion. To op
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I'd like to see a Navy Seal balance a ball on his nose.
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Real seals would kick ass. Navy Seals couldn't kill any of them cuz laws.
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Edited by Naked Snake: 12/12/2014 8:03:55 PMThat's a sea lion, not a seal bro [spoiler]but hand to hand, no weapons, I think a leopard seal could definitely take on a Navy Seal[/spoiler]
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I expect a seal gif right now God damn it!
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Neil Mcbeal the Navy Seal sends his regards
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Navy seals have pasta.
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8 RepliesNavy seals can cause oil spills and withhold all the Dawn soap. Navy seals win.
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Can a navy seal out swim a killer whale?
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Real seal for the win
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Real seals.
