Hello good sirs and madams at BUGNE. I have tried to contact you via carrier pigeon for quite some time now. You have yet to respond. This makes me wonder. Do you actually care about the community? Or do you not care about your community? You're the opposite of EA. EA actually cares about their community and pleasing the fans.
But enough of this. I possess critical information that can be used to save Hallo: Density. And based on your track record (the Faillo series [Faillo: 1- Faillo: 4]), I think you'll need my help. I am willing to overlook your insults this one time! I expect Jason Jones himself to respond to me in no less than 24 hours. If he does not respond, I shall be forced to remove this advice.
Now. Here's how to save Hallo once and for all:
Based on my ~2 weeks of BASIC I can help fix Hallo: Density. My first priority is balancing the multiplayer!
For example, I have been suggesting for years that the NEIDLR needs a buff, more clip size, increased range, and increased tracking. However, YOU HAVE IGNORED ME FOR OVER 365 DAYS. Do you understand that the NEIDLR takes more skill than any other gun. (Lol gernaid lonchur. The noob's favorite weapon.) As you know, my K/D:R is over 0.05; which means I am in the top 5% of all Hallo players. In Halo: 3, I was a 10 (No lie, you can check my stats) in Infection. As you all clearly know, Infection is by far the hardest playlist to get a solid ranking in. In Halo: Reach, not only did I manage to reach Iron EVERY SINGLE TIME in the Arena, but my skillful use of armer lokk caused so many players to rage that YOU GUYS AT BUGNE removed it. Don't deny it! Now, since Hallo: 4 is your last attempt at making a decent Hallo game, I shall be a tad more lenient. I not only used Proh vizshun and the boltShot to get my CSR to 15 in Flood, I caused so many butthurt kids to rage that you actually NERFED THE b0LTsH0T.
Remove betrayal booting for me. Okay. So I am one of the best Snipers/Rocketeers around. I have over 3 combined kills with each gun. However, I've been seeing a problem lately. Many people have been taking them from me. Then, I have to betray them for a gun that SHOULD RIGHTFULLY BE MINE. And then they sometimes boot me. LIKE WTF, BUGNE? Do I boot you when you take my money? NO. SO DON'T LET THOSE peasants BOOT ME! Oh! And then when I tell them that they are stupid idiots and that I'll hack them for booting me; they just report me! SERIOUSLY! GET CONTROL OF YOUR OWN GAME BUGNE! DON'T LET PLAYERS BAN ME FROM LIVE. THEY DON'T HAVE AS MUCH SWAG AS ME! Don't let those noobs betray me. LIKE WHEN I KILL MY TEAMMATE WITH A ROCKET WHILE THEY WERE ASSASSINATING SOMEONE! LIKE WTF? ALL I DID WAS KILL THEM. IF THEY WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO ASSASSINATE SOME GUY, THEY DESERVE TO DIE. And then they betray me back. Seriously????? DO YOU REALIZE WHAT BS THAT IS? GOD!
Take out the damned mongouse. It is by far the single most overpowered vehicle in Hallo: Reach. I have to use all 100 of my D EM R shots to kill even damage it. What the hell were you guys thinking when you made it? "LOL! Guys! We should make a vehicle as fast as the ghowst, but with more armor, the ability to carry a passenger and the ability to spaltr someone. Oh and let's make it small, so it's incredibly hard to hit. YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S GONNA BE OVERPOWERED. Damned amateurs. Did you even read that? Jeeze! How the heck is that not OP? Ugh. Sometimes, I wish that Sony would fire you guys from making Hallo.
And then the genre! Oh, hey look! ANOTHER SCI-FI SHOOTER. Like that has not been done 1,000 times before. Make something original! Like... a modern shooter!
Edit: Add more interesting characters! Jonsun and Coretana were completely boring! I felt no attachment to them whatsoever. The only memorable character was Pomer! She was smart, interesting, and funny! Add more like her!
Now, Jones, you have exactly 24 hours to respond. If you do, I will only take 60% of the earnings from Hallo: Density. If you do not, I will delete this message and watch as Hallo fails. As we all know, the only way for you guys at BUGNE to actually make any money of Density, is to listen to these suggestions. I think that we can come to an agreement (ex: 50% of the earnings, but I get exclusive Alpha access). Thank you for your time BUGNE.
Per Audacia Ad Astra,
Hawke.
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10/10
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Edited by Random Hammond: 8/4/2014 1:45:28 AMAhh how is this feed back on destiny? Sounds more like bitch about op weapons being removed to me. Oh wait you forgot to tell bungie your gonna cancel you destiny pre-order, so hurry up and edit this so you can fit in with all the other whiner donks on here! P.S: thanks for the laugh.
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Edited by AuriSakura: 8/2/2014 12:18:30 AMIt Halo, Destiny and Bungie. Spell it right , people might read your letter. No one going to read your letter if you spell name wrongly in first place. Let me clear something, EA is lousy company . Release BF4 with bug potential and promise to fix it but never finish the job. Want to know they wanna release BF hardline!! After so much critic , it pull to 2015! They buy good company but never care about bug! All they do is against sledgehammer on COD and they win with... BUG!! Halo is no longer Bungie's baby! Sad thing happen where I do not want tell you that story! It with 434 now! And if you treat not to buy that game and treat JoNes with $60? Go ahead and don't play it ! There is record of 4.47million players access to beta that time! And number will increase during launch! There amount 4.47m x $60 is ready to give to Bungie and Activision alone! Do you think with your word you can frame and treat Bungie!!? Good luck with that!! You might end up buying that game after awhile! My advise, when you going for tickle look the size of your pea before you talk so loud!
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Complete troll/random... I couldn't even read the entire nonsense post... You should probably sell whatever system you own and never play video games again
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Wow, he doos reely good gramr, this mans writing style is breathtaking, please enlighten all of us your secret
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So much troll
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Did Tommy Wiseau write this?
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i agre
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Wow, just wow.
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To people who are taking this seriously... Joke Your head [spoiler]Get it? The joke is over your head!!!!! HAHAHAHAH[/spoiler]
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Edited by Spooky Delusor: 4/22/2014 3:45:21 AMThe whole world needs to read this. This is better than most literature.
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U maed me gigle. I liek u.
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Quality thread. Very well-structured arguments. 10/10, would read again.
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If you scroll way down you can see how mad i was when i first read this... And didnt realize it was a troll
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First off its 'Bungie', not 'BUGNE'. Secondly, Bungie does not own the Halo (not Faillo; which you even spelt that wrong) Franchise. And Bungie ALSO didn't make Halo 4, Microsoft and 343 Industries did, which are the people who now own Halo. So if you're going to whine about one of the Greatest Gaming Franchises in Gaming History, go complain and whine to 343 or Microsoft. You are not wanted here.
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And it's not 'Hallo : Density' it's 'Destiny'. GET IT RIGHT!
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This...this is gold. I salute you sir for an excellent read. o7
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Who brought this back! ?!? Anyways thoroughly enjoyed my 2nd read through.
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What the -blam!-
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DO not read, just move on....from.....this......
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This thread...
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This guy did it better.
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Edited by Agent N98: 8/1/2014 7:06:49 AMWarning! Do not waste your time on this thread!
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Ermurgurd bugne
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they don't get your messages because I send Intercept falcons to kill your pigeons. yep I'm that evil.
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