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10/15/2013 8:13:34 PM
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10 reasons Destiny will fail:
1.Cliche gameplay
We’ve all played FPS before—what about a SPS? If Buugie wanted to be innovative, they should have done and SPS.
B. Dumb name
What the heck does it even mean? Destiny? Is Bungii telling me that there is no way out of playing their game? AM I FATED TO PLAY DENSITY!?
3. Copies Halo
bungie is copying Halo with all the aliens and classes and stuff. 343i made an amazing and creative world and Bunnie is jut trying to copy off it. I mean, look at the Destny cover. THE MASTER CHIEF’S HELMET IS ON THE CENTRAL FIGURE. And the fallen are just elites with an extra set of arms. And the flood are just like the hive, except they live in the moon. Wut wut Bungie?
4. Breaking Physics
The Traveler is such a large planetary body that it would rip apart the Earth because of gravity if it were really that close to the Last City.
4. Life After Death
We all know people can’t really be revived after they’ve died. Bingie fails at science yet again.
6. The Fallen have faces for shoulders
WHAT
WHY
BUGGIE!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
7. No mommies in Desiny
Unrealistic family lives. Where the heck is my mom in this game?
9. The planets should not be habitable
Venus is a planet of poisonous gasses—in other words, farts. No human or alien would ever want to live on a fart planet. It’s just common sense.
10. COD fans are already corrupting you from the inside
ADS, iron sights, sprint, grenades, motion trackers—it is obvious that some Bungie employees have played COD and are now trying to make a game that emulates it.
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This is even funnier in retrospect with the game out. Pls liek my posy 1 liek = 1 prayr 1 prayr equal 1 child in africa saved
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1 ReplyIt's as if all the 11 year olds on b.net were concentrated into the comments section. I don't even understand how anyone can take this seriously. How?!
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Nice b8 lel
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2 RepliesEdited by WunderWaffle: 10/6/2014 8:34:43 PM
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You spell words like you have both hands up your butt.
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THIS MADE ME LOL SO BAD
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If this post has told me anything its how gullible people are.
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I love seeing these. Lol
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lol At how many people actually got trolled by this hilarious satire. Anyone who read this and took it seriously really needs some lessons in sarcasm.
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God, this thread is moronic
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Edited by hellcat420: 9/19/2014 11:05:24 PMall of your reasons are pretty retarded. the reason destiny has a chance to fail is they way they are trying to sell the game. they are selling a $60 game that feels like a glorified demo, then saying, well buy all of our dlc, it will make the game great.
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6 RepliesWhy does everything about this post seem like you're just joking with it? 1. FPS shooters are the most popular form of gameplay right now so Bungie was obviously aiming for that. 2. How is Destiny telling you it's your Destiny to play it? It's called Destiny because it goes along with the storyline. If you play the game your a Guardian whos Destiny is to keep the last city safe. 3. The Fallen look nothing like Elite from Halo if you've ever even played either games and the Hive look nothing like the Flood. 343i didn't make Halo, Bungie made Halo 343i was a studio that HELPED them make it. 4. We will have to wait for the full storyline to come out for Destiny before we know exactly what the Traveler is but nowhere does it say it's a planet with a gravitational pull. If the Traveler had it's out gravity it would rip Earth apart but most likely it's just a giant ship, and since Destiny is set in the far future the Traveler has the technology to float right above Earths surface without causing problems. 5. As technology advances it will be highly possible for people to be revived after death in the far future (where this is based) or even keep them from dying in the first place, making them immortal, and if their body does get damaged science could revive it. 6. I don't even understand this one. If you've never played Destiny then search up a picture of a Fallen because they don't have faces on their shoulders. They look like humans except with 4 arms. Otherwise they're humanoid. 7. If you even watched the beginning cutscene you would know that you were revived from being LONG dead, meaning your mom would probably be 600 years old so she is most likely dead... 8. Once again, this is based in the far future where they probably have the technology to make air breathable on any planet by recycling the air into oxygen or something. I know that they are already working on this type of technology in real life. 9. ADS? You mean advertisements? I don't know what you're abbreviating for ADS. It's an FPS so of course there are going to be sights and scopes, etc. because they use guns. Sprint is obvious in any game. It would be unrealistic if you couldn't sprint... Once again it's an FPS shooter so grenades are a must. It's based in the future so motion trackers make more sense than they do in FPS games base in modern days because in Destiny you're wearing a helmet that has who-knows-what features in it. 10. You numbered it wrong. There's only 9 reasons you put on here, not 10. :P This post is most likely just a troll post but I can't tell honestly so I just posted what I think about all your reasons why Destiny is going to fail.
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Lol... Thank you!!!
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Don't feed the troll
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First of all learn how to count, second learn how to spell, and for third it's a game, and 4th if you can't handle a real gamer game get the -blam!- off and go back and play viva pinta! Or mine craft maybe it would suit you better my little friend and stop complaining like a little bitch... please
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One more reason is you and it will never fail
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1 ReplyI know your trolling but your still retarted bungie made halo you put 4 twice you spelled bungie wrong like 10 times and if you don't like it why do you have this app or whatever your on? Stupid troll go back under your bridge
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2 RepliesStopped at 343 made halo and bungie is ripping them off.
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1 ReplyIs SPS actually a thing? [spoiler]Second Person Shooter[/spoiler]
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Oh my god, this post is so -blam!-ing stupid. I mean, you completely forgot to include reason #8. That being said, I agree with every one of your other points. Bungie, you need to listen to this guy. If you want to save this train wreck of a game, you need to add a mommy feature. After every strike, if you didn't get a legendary engram, your mommy should pop out of nowhere and give you one in addition to a big kiss on the cheek. Also, if the Cryptark gives you a blue item when you turn in your purple engram, your mommy should have a very stern talk with him and get you a free Exotic. I demand these changes, Bungie! I DEMAND THEM!!
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Lol sps I lost it at that one alone
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Edited by LatchedRacer90: 9/17/2014 10:28:48 PMSPS? and actually this game is more like Phantasy Star Online. there were good games out before you were born. please do not delude yourself that halo and COD are the only things to compare anything to plus if you want everything to be realistic go play outside. and make sure you put a "no respawns past this point" sign on your door
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1 ReplyWut did I just read
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2 RepliesTroll
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Edited by VashYuhara: 9/17/2014 6:18:06 PM10 reasons where you wrong 1.this doesnt matter to players 2.who cares what the game is called 3.Bungie made halo and it is not a rip off cause the concept art it entirely different 4. The Traveler is a Unkown Being that breaks physics 5. The Traveler has broken the Laws that apply to physics 6. The Fallen concept art is bad ass 7. Does not apply to the guardians at all everyone they grew up knowing is dead 8.Skip 9.The Traveler Taformed everything in our solar system 10. -blam!- COD
