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Edited by Durable Sausage:
7/29/2013 4:25:41 AM
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Floodian Bar
Hey guys! Welcome to The Flood! I know you don't know me, but I hope you trust me enough to come here, sit down, get a drink, and just chat. I am your bartender, Durable Sausage. At this bar, there is a relaxed mood and other Floodians (hopefully) are here to talk to.
[b]Menu[/b]
-Burger $3.50
-Fries $1.25
-Chili Fries 3.25
-Shrimp $4.50
-Popcorn is free
-"Clean" Hookers $20 per hour
-"Dirty" Hookers $10 per hour
-Darkseid 99's mom $1 per hour
[b]Drinks[/b]
-Water is free
-Soda $1.00
-Tequila $2.25
-Martini $2.50
Vodka $2.75
-Pure orphan tears $1,000,000,000
If you want to smoke, there a door with a cigarette sign on the right side of the bar.
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2 RepliesI'd like kfc pls.
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Il have a pure orphan tears mixed with vodka with a burger please
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6 RepliesBuys a necro bump under the counter.
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*drives monster truck the wall* "Kaw!"
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*looking at menu* ok *puts menu down*
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Could I make a request for a custom food item?
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i back so i take that cognac (do not worry i am good for the money) also how hard is it to get a bar fight going in this place i through my early idea would have but no! How is the bartending business going?
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2 RepliesWater, I don't plan on staying in Flood for long.
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5 RepliesHow bored were you when you made this?
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6 RepliesThree shots of vodka and two of the cleanest hookers you have!
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1 ReplyI would like 3 baby sausages Fried
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1 ReplyIll take Darkseids mom with a side of fries. Go easy on the ketchup though.
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1 Replyill take a burger fries and a vodka
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6 RepliesThis establishment is now under darkseid's control. All who oppose me shall know the death that is life, the torment of the omega sanction. Now bring darkseid all the bitches.
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3 RepliesSausage... The device is complete We now have the ability to harvest pure orphan screams of agony If you would like to put it on the menu it costs 1,000,000,000 to acquire some, so I recommend that we sell it for 1,000,000,001 so we make profit... Courtesy of wolfBTM have any other jobs need doing?
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1 Reply*bursts through the entrance and runs up to the bartender* Water, I need water.
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6 RepliesSo, I would like one clean, and one dirty hooker.
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5 RepliesHookers are illegal.
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8 RepliesSausage! I need a glass of your strongest drink! I've had a bad day.... I did a bad thing...
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5 RepliesIll take sky vodka that is all
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9 Repliesill take shrimp water and a clean hooker
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2 RepliesDrinks for only 2.25? Damn, I'm coming here every day.
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15 RepliesPure orphan tears pls. They nourish me.
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15 RepliesAn I allowed to destroy others and then drown them in their tears... Or is that not allowed at this bar?
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1 ReplyDo 'yall have any propane?
