On the floor I set an empty [url=http://www.target.com/OpenZoomLayer?template=scene7-image&image=Target/13202945_is&omniZoomPartNumber=13202945&swCellSpacing=10,10&swHighlightThickness=1&swBorderThickness=0&itemTitle=Utz+Sour+Cream+%26amp%3B+Onion+Ripple+Potato+Chips+10oz&omniImageCount=1]Utz sour cream and onion chips bag[/url] with an empty but smaller [url=http://www.target.com/OpenZoomLayer?template=scene7-image&image=Target/12992571_is&omniZoomPartNumber=12992571&swCellSpacing=10,10&swHighlightThickness=1&swBorderThickness=0&itemTitle=Cheetos+Crunch++8.5+oz&omniImageCount=1]Cheetos bag[/url] inside. Then I watched the Colbert Report and waited. Halfway through Futurama it jumped in, I silently leaned over, and swiflty scooped up the bag. Transferred it into a V8 bottle and then into a water cooler jug. Stuffed the jug with shredded paper and drilled holes on the side opposite the handle and along the flat impression created by the handle. I had turned the jug on its side so the handle is acting as a tunnel that runs along what is now the bottom. I built a bridge from the opening to what is now a raised platform in the middle The shredded paper overflows from what used to be the bottom halfway onto the flat impression/platform in the middle. The former top end has cheese and crumbled [url=http://www.target.com/OpenZoomLayer?template=scene7-image&image=Target/12991608_is&omniZoomPartNumber=12991608&swCellSpacing=10,10&swHighlightThickness=1&swBorderThickness=0&itemTitle=Fritos+Original+9.25oz&omniImageCount=1]Fritos[/url] (because they are the most nutritious "chip" money can buy) laying along the bottom. I plan on releasing it tomorrow but it's so much fun watching it crawl around and climb on the paper strips like they're fluffs of cloud. I thought everyone should enjoy the thought of this. -[i]edited for syntax and mediocre levels of heart-pounding action[/i]-