This is the greatest and best thread in the world... Tribute Long time ago I was browsing the Flood, All of a sudden there shined a shiny ninja In the middle of the screen and he said: "Make the best thread in the world or I'll eat your soul" Well, I looked at the ninja, (it looked kinda like Recon) And I said, "Okay" And I wrote the first thing that came to my head It just so happened to be the best thread in the world It was the best thread in the world. Needless to say, the beast was stunned Bang-Bang went his hammer. And the beast was done He asked me, "Be you Bungie Employees?" And I said, "Nay, i r flud" This is not the greatest thread in the world No, this is just a tribute Couldn't remember the greatest thread in the world, no, no This is a tribute, oh, to the greatest thread in the world. And that was the story of how I wrote the greatest thread in the world. You may construct a monument in my honor now.