...I win the Mega Millions Jackpot Lottery drawing. I think it would be pretty bad ass. Think about it. I could dress the monkey up as a samurai and give him a sword. Then everytime I came home from work (if I still worked being that I would also be a multimillionaire..) I would have to prepare for samurai combat with my monkey. Or.. He could be my little monkey butler. Damn, I need to win the lotto.