Today I have decided to leave my home in search for food, and made an astonishing find along the way. Upon entering the general store on the very end of the street (which was emptied after setting foot on this piece of land), I began to rummage through the shelves of various sweets by the register. From the corner of my eye, an unfamiliar brown wrapper caught my attention, and I instantly grasped the rectangular object it encased. After tearing apart the thin layer of foil, a brown, rigid bar emerged from the wrapping. Immediately I bit into this so called candy, nearly falling back onto my arse after the artificial flavours danced across my taste buds.
Are these pieces of dark gold gifts from the gods? Where can I obtain more of them? I require answers my brothers!
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you know what's awesome? Milk candy, they're a treat from Mexico and pretty hard to find even at mexican stores
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Were do you park?
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Share some with your little Grunty buddies next time you find some.
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It's chocolate, if you have a dog and fead it to him your screwed xD
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Translation: I bought chocolate today.
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Why does everyone run away from you? Vien we need to get you more social so people will be used to you. Wanna play some beer pong with some friends?
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If you liked that, you'll love it in frozen dairy desert form. It is known as [i]chocolate ice cream[/i].
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Jokes on OP. Store clerk is from a country where they wrap their fecal matter in brown foil.
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this shit is getting old
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Here is your god.
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Astounding!
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[quote]Where can I obtain more of them? I require answers my brothers![/quote] You can get them anywhere. The one you had can also be white, has nuts or almonds. They also have different types of them like ones with peanut butter in them. But the foreign dark golds are much better.
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Edited by RC_Villain: 2/26/2013 10:13:19 AMIt's called a heath bar. They don't exist.
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Wossolin, Raw-Movamow, Wort Wort Wort, VIGGONY, EYE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I would imagine you could get more in the same place you found the first one.
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Edited by Crackerjack: 2/26/2013 7:12:46 AMWho cares about that? I'm more curious about our newly revealed familial relationship.
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No one cares faggot, kill yourself.
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You need to get out in the universe more often, there's tons of delicious things all around
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[quote] Are these pieces of dark gold gifts from the gods? [/quote] You ate the golden ticket!!! I would have paid $1,000 for it.
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What kind of deserts or treat do they have on Sanghelios?
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Your mouth has no bottom to it. How could you eat it?
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bitches
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why did the chief not shoot you when he SHOULD HAVE?
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Why is almost everything you post gold?
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Vien, you need to pay for the food before you eat it. Stealing is bad, mkay?
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How much was it?