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2/1/2013 8:45:11 PM
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ITT: We have pointless super powers.
I have the ability to piss any color I want. What about you?
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I have the ability to break any bone in my body but not un-break them.
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1 ReplyI can see through [i]glass[/i]
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1 ReplyI can turn invisible when no-one is looking
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Edited by Tartan 118: 2/2/2013 9:35:16 AMI can translate any language into Klingon. But not Klingon to English.
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Edited by Spiffy Caboose: 2/2/2013 9:14:35 AMCan control the TV from a distance without a remote.
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2 RepliesTurn any object I want into bees.
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everything you touch turns into a random variation on the king midas tale. for example: touch something and it turns to hamburgers. touch a burger and it turns into a bird,etc. touch a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpcbH6D5Oms]PC[/url] and it turns to boners.
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I have to ability to be ignored by people who are stubborn.
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2 RepliesI can predict the past.
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I can turn diamonds into shit.
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1 ReplyI can see what people 10 miles away from me will do in 5 seconds.
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I have the ability to cast little quantities of dust
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2 RepliesThe ability to sharpen a pencil with out a pencil sharpener.
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I have the ability to make automatic doors open a few seconds earlier for me. I also have the ability to emit a vanilla like smell from my body at will
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1 ReplyI get super hard, long lasting erections, but only after I've failed to get it up and my partner left me in shame.
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I can tell you what you [i]should[/i] have done!
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I have a healing factor...but it only works 1% faster then the healing factor of the average human being my age and in the same relative health condition.
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4 RepliesI can write at light speed, and still have good handwriting.
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1 ReplyEdited by HurtfulTurkey: 2/1/2013 9:01:42 PMI have a mind that is capable of great invention and philosophy and have access to networks of data containing every piece of information known to man, but I spend most of my time with it talking to high school kids on a forum and scrolling through captioned pictures of cats and sloths.
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I can move my ring fingers all the way up while the other ones are in a fist.
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2 RepliesThe ability to spew milk out of my mouth.
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The ability to never need a shower. I always smell good.
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I have x-ray vision, but the only thing that it works on is glass.
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2 RepliesThe ability to find $5 everywhere you go, but it is all in pennies.
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The ability to laugh at a Garfield comic.
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The power to ejaculate crickets.
