[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/internet-users-demand-less-interactivity,30920/[/url]
[b]'We Just Want To Visit Websites And Look At Them,' Users Say[/b]
[quote]Users said they yearned to return to a time when they could simply visit a site and experience its content without being asked “What do you think?”, “What’s on your mind?” or, more directly, “Respond to this video.”
“Nobody needs to get my immediate take on everything I see online,” said Atlanta printing consultant Deirdre Levinson, questioning the merits of any site that, without knowing her level of intelligence or expertise in a particular topic, would deem her worthy enough to engage in a discussion. “And they’re sorely mistaken if they believe I could actually add something of value to the conversation. At best I’m just going to parrot back some loose approximation of what I’ve heard before, which will just prove that I never should have weighed in in the first place.”
In addition to demanding less interactivity, Internet users requested fewer links and clickable icons connected to social media outlets through which they could email, share, tweet, pin, blog, or re-blog content.[/quote]
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Sounds like this place. Lol look in the support section, people want to restrict being able to speak about topics publicly even though I much prefer to speak them publicly. I should be confined to private groups because they can't ignore or don't feel like hiding it.
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Despite this being satire, I agree 100%.
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[quote]“And they’re sorely mistaken if they believe I could actually add something of value to the conversation. At best I’m just going to parrot back some loose approximation of what I’ve heard before, which will just prove that I never should have weighed in in the first place.”[/quote] Haha, and this is why I don't post as often as most people.
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Edited by HurtfulTurkey: 1/30/2013 5:06:57 PM[quote][b]Posted by: [/b]Onion News[/quote] Well, let's hope this doesn't become a thing.
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LOL!!!! The Onion news clips are even better than the written articles. Some really funny stuff, and even better when someone thinks it's a legit news story.
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I guess Onion doesn't like bungie.next either
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Onion you always make threads like these ones and they always crack me up! NYCC!!!!!!!! :)
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I kind of wish The Onion would stop being so spot on for once.
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As soon as the blog tag system is in place, I'm blocking Onion.
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Disregarding the Onion, does anyone even respond to those things?