Every Human Being currently alive on this Earth will hear it, somehow, at the same time.
You may say ONE sentence, following American English grammatical rules as what classifies as a sentence.
What would you say?
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"Attention, people of Earth!" They'll be expecting me to continue, unaware of the fact that I just wasted my sentence. They'll be baffled for weeks, never knowing if I'll continue or not. Or, "Please, everybody raise your hands up and lend me your energy so that I can defeat Majin Buu!" [Edited on 12.06.2012 7:10 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus Why are people still suggesting things? You can't beat Jackals in the courtyard [Edited on 12.05.2012 9:15 PM PST][/quote] BANSHEES, FAST AND LOW
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Tactical Nuke inbound or something inspirational and stern that can fit in one sentence. or a Portal 2 quote.
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"I will most likely never meet any of you, but may life, the universe, luck, and any deities you believe in grant you a good life."
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Smoke! We've been EMP'd electronics are down! Greetings earthlings.. [Edited on 12.06.2012 3:24 PM PST]
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"-blam!- you all!" or maybe "MURICA -blam!- YA!" or maybe... (a couple more or maybes) "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" or maybe "STAHP FIGHTING NAOW!" or maybe "Nukes are the answer or maybe "CATS, EVERYONE NEEDS A CAT!"
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As a human, the purpose of life is to have experiences, make memories, and enjoy the ride; and anyone who tells you that the purpose of life is to perpetuate life is an idiot. -Leewald Scotsbury ©
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Only english? What about those that don't speak it? I demand a universal translator so all understand my message!
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Ain't nobody got time fo dat
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"You're -blam!- retards"
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"Justin Bieber is the devil."
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[i]Then who was phone?[/i]
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"You'll wish that you were dead, regret you ever listened to the voice inside your head." It would be funny
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"I hate everyone!"
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-blam!- you humanity!
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What is Love?
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"I am God, wearing clothes is now a sin." /changes the world forever. [Edited on 12.06.2012 2:21 PM PST]
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"Time was your ally, human, but, now, it has abandoned you. The Forerunners have returned."
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"Prepare your -blam!-!" Well, -blam!-. -blam!-. I give up. [Edited on 12.06.2012 1:44 PM PST]
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"We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
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"There is no God, only I." People will -blam!- themselves into an all-new religion.
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Dont scratch the snatch.
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"People of Earth, [i]spare your energy with me![/i]"
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You left the oven on. [Edited on 12.06.2012 1:25 PM PST]
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I would write a paper of everything I wanted to say, then erase the periods.
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All your things are belong to me.