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8/31/2011 1:44:16 AM
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Can Crimson take down Angry Birds?
We all know that Angry Birds is probably the greatest game to ever grace mobile gaming. It ranks just behind the fart app and that app that costs $10,000 on the list of greatest apps ever created. There is something so primal about launching birds into pigs.
It probably reaches back to our days as cavemen. I mean, back then it was cool to have a bird, but what good is a tiny little blue bird going to do when you have all the cave women flocking to you because you invented fire. They want to have you cave babies, but it's not going to happen with a little avian creature. So what did our ancestors do? They launched those tiny birds at pigs. It was then they that were able to harness the delicious pork products. And that's how bacon was invented.
So for crimson to be effective at all, it needs to be able to break the hold that angry birds has on the market. It needs to beat the game which tells the story of our ancestors inventing bacon so they could make sweet cave love to the cave women all night and populate the world.
So Crimson needs two things. Food and women. Those are the two most basic needs of life. We need food and we need to reproduce. Crimson must include a food greater than bacon. It will be a hard task, but I think we can do it. My personal suggestion would be [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YsE8j6OioQ]deep fried butter[/url], but we can decide that later.
Secondly we need women. Lots and lots of women. Bungie, if you're listening, I would place a call to [url=http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/p/pirates_caribbean2_060627/flip-.jpg]Keira Knightley's[/url] agent. She is definitely a 10 and she knows how to play the pirate roll. Johnny Depp in a bikini might also be a little bit of a turn on. But definition some pirates with some skin showing would be clutch.
Angry Birds set the precedent. They built a best selling game by telling the tale of our ancestors getting women with bacon. Now Crimson needs to not just follow the blueprint, but follow the blueprint x10. We need MORE delicious foods and MORE women. That's the key. Hopefully Bungie knows what they're doing.
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*revivin' old top topicz* (click [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/View/community/Forum/Post?id=47679257]here[/url] for more of 'em)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nesteggfailure I guess here's where I say Crimson Steam Pirates is a joke and Bungie is 343...[/quote] bungie [b]wish[/b] they were 343. Its funny, bungie started the whole aerospace/crimson project with the whole fanfare of how they are "[i]better than Microsoft[/i]" ... to show Microsoft and the world how easy this playing at publisher was. And yet, before the first years is out ... failure. Little kids.
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So what's the second topic?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] path1k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh GodLike One They would rather ban posts in an attempt to publically humiliate someone than educate and actually moderate the forum. If posts are considered "[i]harmful[/i]" why not remove the content ... why not quote a statement of practice along with the ban and/or thread lock ([i]perhaps setting the expcted tone for everyone else in the process[/i]). Its the same with their game designs - pure arrogance. Ban and then '[i]no discussion will be entered into[/i]'. It was funny when 343 made the remark that some bans had been issued due to faults within actual game code. [/quote]apparently [i]quoting someone who posts inappropriate content[/i] is prohibited, achy never said anything about that in the forum rules[/quote] lol ... yeah, got told the very same thing. It appears we need to thoroughly investigate the author of each post before replying ... they must be joking?!? If it is so easy to tell why dont the lazy site managers pick it up when they create the link to the [i]adbot[/i] homepage ... honestly, talk about not taking any responsibility. Expect a ban ... in the past 13 pages in this thread can anyone say there is not a single '[i]prohibited[/i]' content? What about hijacked accounts ... again, who manages the security ?!? [edit: ironic - created a thread warning posts to beware of this outcome ... and it gets locked ?!? - do bungie even want people to know, or they just out for ban-jollies] [Edited on 01.02.2013 3:58 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh GodLike One They would rather ban posts in an attempt to publically humiliate someone than educate and actually moderate the forum. If posts are considered "[i]harmful[/i]" why not remove the content ... why not quote a statement of practice along with the ban and/or thread lock ([i]perhaps setting the expcted tone for everyone else in the process[/i]). Its the same with their game designs - pure arrogance. Ban and then '[i]no discussion will be entered into[/i]'. It was funny when 343 made the remark that some bans had been issued due to faults within actual game code. [/quote]apparently [i]quoting someone who posts inappropriate content[/i] is prohibited, achy never said anything about that in the forum rules [Edited on 01.01.2013 5:22 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Try Op got banned?[/quote] Under bungies rule we never know. They would rather ban posts in an attempt to publically humiliate someone than educate and actually moderate the forum. If posts are considered "[i]harmful[/i]" why not remove the content ... why not quote a statement of practice along with the ban and/or thread lock ([i]perhaps setting the expcted tone for everyone else in the process[/i]). Its the same with their game designs - pure arrogance. Ban and then '[i]no discussion will be entered into[/i]'. It was funny when 343 made the remark that some bans had been issued due to faults within actual game code.
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Op got banned?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lilmanjr Ah and now everyone realizes how bad bungie is at making video games.[/quote] With stunning examples of disregarding player opinion like reach ... thinking most already knew. Shame bungie dont seem to know there is more to making games than writting code. And now we can see that bungie are also hopeless at playing the game of publisher. For years they bagged Mircosoft, and yet less than a year after telling us they were going to show the world how it [b]should[/b] be done ... their dead. How hard would the ex-bungie employees be laughing?
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Ah and now everyone realizes how bad bungie is at making video games.
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I haven't played a good mobile game in my life...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nesteggfailure I guess here's where I say Crimson Steam Pirates is a joke and Bungie is 343...[/quote] Could just say '[i]bungie is a joke[/i]' and still be correct. CSP was developed by Hairebrained Schemes as a favour to Pete, so that he would have at least one title on his product list ... would have been very lame bungie announcing its new publisher dreams without a title. And jumping forward to today ... - bungie didnt attract a single other title. - bungie have now dropped aerospace (aka waste-of-space). - and the Hairebrained Schemes have NOT looked at bungie again ([i]even though they have released many other titles since[/i]) Funny, all that time bungie bagged Microsoft for not doing its publisher role ... and yet look how their example turned out - lol.
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I guess here's where I say Crimson Steam Pirates is a joke and Bungie is 343...
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Does bungie take a 30% cut off you building supplies and tools ... like they did for Hairebraind Schemes? Imagine if they can find a way - lol
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wigle_agnes yeah crimson can beat angry birds by the way, I found a great way to find all AA meetings US at sober.com.[/quote] You do know that the OP was talking about '[i]angry birds[/i]' the game ... not just a collection of park pigeons upset at drunks crowding their space?? Either way ... kinda think it would be better to attend just a single quality meeting, rather than shop around looking for drinking mates. Glad to see you kept on-topic ... wouldnt want the first post in a week to get locked :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wigle_agnes [/quote] Thanks but no thanks mr adbot.
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yeah crimson can beat angry birds by the way, I found a great way to find all AA meetings US at sober.com through this link: http://sober.com/aa-alcoholic-anonymous-meetings.html , just in case any of you, tech savvy guys need it.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] an00ward :P[/quote] Hey ... nice set of links you have there on your profile page. Welcome new member. Mind you your google analytics profile looks a lot like that other new visitor, '[i]ankerd123[/i]' ... looks like you guys have been using the same access point - and given the time difference he must have felt the warmth off your seat. Spookie how that happens some times.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] siennasmith Angry Birds Star Wars[/quote]gave me an idea: BUNGiE Aerospace to releases [i]Crimson Steam Pirates Halo[/i]? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oh GodLike One Either way ... perhaps Crimson can take down Angry Birds ... at least on this forum provided enough posts can be altered to suggest it is so - lol. [/quote]that's the spirit x Foman123 x! keep it up, after a few more edits Crimson [i]could[/i] take down Angry Birds (hopefully the user only reads this thread and doesn't check the app store stats)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] siennasmith With all due respect, eventough I wish it could, but Crimson can't beat Angry Birds... In a month Angry Birds Star Wars will be available in the appstore... Then everyone wants to have that app...(Even me, as a big crimson fan) [b][Edited on 10.10.2012 9:54 AM PDT by x Foman123 x][/b] [/quote] So is '[i]siennasmith[/i]' actually '[i]x Foman123 x[/i]'? Is '[i]x Foman123 x[/i]' forgetting to update/remove the [i]Edit[/i] tag line? Or is this a paid political post adjustment? Has this forum got interesting again? Either way ... perhaps Crimson can take down Angry Birds ... at least on this forum provided enough posts can be altered to suggest it is so - lol.
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With all due respect, eventough I wish it could, but Crimson can't beat Angry Birds... In a month Angry Birds Star Wars will be available in the appstore... Then everyone wants to have that app...(Even me, as a big crimson fan) [Edited on 10.11.2012 3:27 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Player3Th0mas1 OT: LolNo[/quote] Someone had to ask the question ... just like some on the reach forum hope that it two will take the #1 UU position one day. Guess with reach at least you can see that they would have paid top dollar on day of release, so the '[i]hope[/i]' would be driven by getting some value for money ... but with this thing ?!?
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OT: LolNo
