"How do you know what gun is good?" This is the question my little cousin posed to me one day whilst playing Halo 3. I thought about explaining every weapon's effectiveness to him, but that would take all day.
"It's all a matter of perspective." I told him, while I reached behind me and pulled out a pair of large goggles. "These will reveal the game for what it really is. Try 'em out..."
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_lottery_stick.jpg]He placed them on his face and picked up a Gravity Hammer...[/url]
"Now you will [b]really[/b] know what's going on in the game, without all the bull-blam!-..."
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The above scenario was fake. My cousins know how to play Halo...
I created that picture (and the ones that follow) to show how I view or feel about certain aspects of the game (like the grav-hammer being completely random in a beat down contest).
The pictures are my opinion of the weapon or item; and yes...they were photoshopped by me.
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Updates to this thread will be posted on my website, [url=http://www.teamdbx.com]Team DBX[/url], as well as on this thread. My other project ([url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=27318374]I use the GENERAL button layout...[/url]) can be found on the site as well...
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_lottery_stick.jpg]Lottery-Stick[/url] - Flip a coin to see who wins...
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_pellet_gun.jpg]Flying Pellet Gun[/url] - Why even bother?
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_goojfc.jpg]Get Out of Jail Free Card[/url] - Trouble? Here's a free pass!
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_battle_rifle.jpg]The Battle Rifle[/url] - I think it's trying to say something...
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_open_season.jpg]Campers...[/url] - They never learn...
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_swat.jpg]SWAT![/url] - Screw Spartan armor!
[url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_hold_b_to.jpg]A helpful hint[/url] - Obvious task is obvious...
[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_assault_rifle.jpg]The Assault Rifle[/url] - Spray and pray...What?
[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_trickery.jpg]IT'S A TRAP![/url] - What a devious little Corsair...
[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_auto_aim.jpg]Would you like some help with that?[/url] - The game knows best...
[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_pile_flag.jpg]Priority Items?[/url] - Halo 3 has none...
Love,
Cheatlancer...
[Edited on 07.17.2009 10:20 PM PDT]
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I changed the [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_pellet_gun.jpg]Flying Pellet Gun[/url] to something more appropriate. You should also take a look at [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=59&Itemid=68]The Banhammer[/url]... [Edited on 08.20.2009 1:50 PM PDT]
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cheat is so clever :D loooool
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corsair314 That's hilarious, Cheat. I'm so glad to see this back up and running. Have my babies, plox.[/quote]Get in line... I am glad that the 4 people who browse this forum liked them, and here is the next one: [url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_auto_aim.jpg]Would you like some help with that?[/url] - The game knows best...
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That's hilarious, Cheat. I'm so glad to see this back up and running. Have my babies, plox.
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I apologize for the loooooong wait... [url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_trickery.jpg]IT'S A TRAP![/url] - What a devious little Corsair...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheatlancer I don't think that happened...[/quote] *shifty eyed look*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alien Emperor Pssst.... you spelt deside wrong[/quote]I don't think that happened...
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Pssst.... you spelt deside wrong
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[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_assault_rifle.jpg]The Assault Rifle[/url] - Spray and pray...What?
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Awesome. Your subjects demand more of the same wit and witticism. I look forward to your future body of work. These are great!
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Love them, the Helpful Hint is probably my favorite one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheatlancer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alien Emperor [i]imagination[/i] ey? Hmm where can I get some from?[/quote]Try taking boring classes in school, then letting your mind wander... Seems to work wonders for my imagination supply...[/quote] Lols
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alien Emperor [i]imagination[/i] ey? Hmm where can I get some from?[/quote]Try taking boring classes in school, then letting your mind wander... Seems to work wonders for my imagination supply...
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Haha, nice.
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[i]imagination[/i] ey? Hmm where can I get some from?
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Capture card, photoshop, and imagination... [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_hold_b_to.jpg]A helpful hint[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheatlancer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alien Emperor Moar?[/quote]Yes. [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_swat.jpg]SWAT![/url] - Screw Spartan armor![/quote] You took long enough, how did you go about making these anyways?
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Lol :D Clever stuff.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alien Emperor Moar?[/quote]Yes. [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_swat.jpg]SWAT![/url] - Screw Spartan armor!
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Moar?
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I don't know if anybody noticed, but my host was down for some time. The links now all work again, but my old locked thread (General Button Layout) is now out of date. To view those pictures, you will have to visit [url=http://www.teamdbx.com/general_layout.html]this link[/url]...
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Lols at camping, how would you go around making this? i've tried photoshopping but I'm more of a Fireworks man
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This will probably be the last one until sometime next week... Enjoy. [url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_open_season.jpg]Campers...[/url]
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I lol'd at the Br
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The BR was nice.
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[url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_goojfc.jpg]Get Out of Jail Free Card[/url] - Trouble? Here's a free pass! [url=http://teamdbx.com/pictures/pov_battle_rifle.jpg]The Battle Rifle[/url] - I think it's trying to say something...