OK seriously, Who the hell eats a big toes for dinner that someone found buried in the ground?!?!?!?!

Glenn Beck runs for the Office of the President of the United States with Nancy Grace as his runningmate and wins the election.

Hey guys, I've got a really good scary story! Here it is: [b]Mirror, Mirror... There was a man named James. He was a normal college student, but never studied for his exams. One day, James was assigned a final exam by his science professor, and he needed to pass it or else he risked failing the entire semester. James, of course, planned on waiting until the last minute. So, the night before the exam, James tried studying his science books, but wasn't able to concentrate. Distraught, he called up his friend Chris. James informed Chris of his situation with his exams, and asked for help. "Well...." Chris said. "You can always try the Mirror trick." "Mirror trick..?" James replied, his curiousity peaked. "What the hell is that? Are you high or something?" Chris awkwardly laughed. "No, no, I'm being serious! But It...sort of involves...something a little bit darker. Satanism, you can call it." James scoffed. "At this point, I'm ready for anything." Chris explained to James, that the mirror trick: "..Involves an ordinary mirror with a pentagram painted on it. Supposedly, If you sleep in front of the mirror with your science textbooks, you will instantly awaken the next day with the knowledge of the entire textbook." Oddly enough, Chris wouldn't reveal where he got his information of Satanic rituals from. Go figure. Anyway, later that night, James stood in his cluttered dorm room, all alone with a Pentagram hastily painted on the mirror located in the corner of his dorm. Nervous but willing, James scattered his science text books around his bed, (Which he had placed in front of his mirror) and went to sleep at 12:06 am. At around approximately 8:06 am the next day, James's friend Chris, knocked on James' dorm door. "James? Come on man, wake the hell up! You're going to be late for 1st period exams!" Chris, finding no reply, bent down and retrieved the spare dorm key placed under the doormat in front of the dorm door. Chris, placing the key into the lock, and slowly entering the dorm, angrily yelled: "Damnit, don't make me cut this sentence sho-!" James's room was completely trashed, his books mysteriously missing, the pentagram smudged and incomprehensible upon his mirror. James lie covered in blood, naked, a knife clenched in his pale and lifeless hands. On his chest, the words were carved: "KNOWLEDGE ISN'T EVERYTHING." [/b] [i]Hope you guys enjoyed the story! (P.S. I made it up off the top of my head, was it scary? =p)[/i] [Edited on 01.07.2012 10:29 AM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth *points flashlight under chin* Once upon a time, there was a floodian, he awoke to find himself in the middle of the Halo 3 Forum, and he could never leave! muahahahahahahahaaaa!!!![/quote] I pissed myself. Thanks a bunch.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cameo_cream [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth *points flashlight under chin* Once upon a time, there was a floodian, he awoke to find himself in the middle of the Halo 3 Forum, and he could never leave! muahahahahahahahaaaa!!!![/quote][/quote] -.- How did you find my life secret?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth *points flashlight under chin* Once upon a time, there was a floodian, he awoke to find himself in the middle of the Halo 3 Forum, and he could never leave! muahahahahahahahaaaa!!!![/quote]

lol same here! XD

I nearly -blam!- my pants on the everything scary website about the red caped girl. I think sllep or something chech his link.

The room for one more could be a final destination death.

Wow, great story! I have one (from a book). One day a college student named Josh went to meet up with some friends in a nearby wood. As he is driving he notices a man standing on the road. He says to the man, "do you need a ride?" The man accepts the ride. The man was wearing ragged clothes and holding a bag. Eventually they arrive at the man's destination. As he gets out of the car he leaves his bag behind. Josh called for the man, but he was out of sight. He forgets about it and keeps driving. Soon he arrives at the meeting place. Josh gets out and greets his friends. He notices something odd, some of the girls were crying. Josh then notices that his girlfriend, Kate is not there. "Where's Kate?" he asks. Everyone pointed to some trees. What Josh saw made him puke. Kate's body laid there headless. He shook his head in disbelief and went to his car. Then he remembered the bag and he opened it. Again, Josh puked. It was the severed head of his girlfriend, Kate. Hope you liked it! [Edited on 12.23.2011 5:48 AM PST]

did you [b]really[/b] need to bump this lame thread? it's already a stickied thread.

Awesome, these stories really creep me out!

[url=http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/odstcity/Group/GroupHome.aspx]Relevant[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BastinatorX3r0 I know this makes me sound like a party pooper, but none of these are scary.[/quote] I agree 100%.[/quote] I concur.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] razzat You want scary? Read suicide squidward.[/quote] WOW,I did read that.I'll never look at squidward the same way again.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BastinatorX3r0 I know this makes me sound like a party pooper, but none of these are scary.[/quote] I agree 100%.

You want scary? Read suicide squidward.

and then I killed everyone

Halo Reach Creepy Pasta --------------------------------------------------------------- We said We'd find the Legendary ending, and now my best friend is dead. Me and my friend are avid players of the Xbox 360 game Halo: Reach, we both preordered and have the Flaming helmet, but what we found would haunt us even more than the haunted helmet. Even to this moment I feel bad making Halo jokes but I'm sure somwhere in hell my friend is laughing with me..Anyway, I'm currently trying to fight off the tears here, anywho, I digress. Let's get onto the story.. So it was 1 AM, and we had a crate of beer, so we popped Halo: Reach into the diskdrive and plugged in the USB Handsets, Intro, y'know. Basic deal..Campaign, we slapped on all the skulls, we were going for an all nighter. Legendary was hard but it was only 10 AM (Yes, Only) before we hit the endgame, but I've gotta tell you first. We hit all the buttons and read the data pads, And I mean read the data pads, when I said pressed the buttons, I pressed so many -blam!- buttons in that game, I mean, I don't know how many there are in total, but atleast 20, I think, We were all drunk and stuff, I've saved the theater films but, well, the Xbox is..no more. So basically we spent alot of time going these button combos, flying secret Banshees and not to forget the -blam!- Pelican and Phantom egg (it took a long time to jack those bastards) And the easiest one to do was the Club one, Lol, we spent about 30 minuites dancing with those Brutes, Fun times..Anyway once we did that we spent an extra 1 minuite on Lone wolf (All skulls, whaddya expect?) Anyway, After the speech at the end of the game..that's when things got weird, the screen went to black In the middle of the speech and so did the audio, it took us to a screen, and I'm not even kidding, it said "NO" In block text with the auntie dot AI background, then after 7 minuites an icon of the "A" button appeared, along with the text "DON'T YOU DO IT". Anyway, buzzed from the beer we thought "What the hell :)"...Well, I wish we hadn't been so drunk, and tired, because that's when things got -blam!- up..a cutscene started up, it was the missing one from the trailer of Emile with the shotgun, shooting..me and my friend were like "Oh cool, he's back from the dead." How wrong we were. After Emile was shooting his shotgun at the wall for a while and shouting "WHO'S NEXT", after that he froze. me and my friends..and I'll repeat "WHAT THE -blam!-, IS THAT IT? HAHA" But no, if only we'd finished there, and gone to bed...No...We continued to watch, anyway, After about 7 seconds emile's head turned around to the camera.. it looked weird, like, the background and his body were a picture but his head was a 3d model..then, his hands came up from the bottom of the screen and pulled off his helmet, to show a decomposing human face, not a 3d model like you'd expect, a photorealistic image, me and my friend were shocked. Unable to look away from the screen, we continued..scared. Anyway, the mouth began to move, "WHAT DID YOU DO" Said a horrible HORRIBLE voice, I would describe it but I can't describe a voice so horrible it could make you vomit, yes, I threw up, I guess it was the beer and the freaky picture. I stood up and shouted "THIS IS CRAZY -blam!-, MAN, I'M OUTTA HERE" And tried to turn off the Xbox, but, the touch pad wouldn't work on my brand new Xbox 360 slim. My friend stood up and grabbed me, he shouted "NO MAN, WE COULD BE FAMOUS, WE COULD BE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS, SIT DOWN, MAYBE IT'S ONE OF BUNGIE'S CRAZY JOKES" Anyway, I sat down, I don't know why, I mean, I just saw a decomposing face with bugs crawling around in it..Anyway, After that face just stared at us, we decided to click some buttons, anyway. after I Pressed the X button three times, the face started to fall away...and fall apart, it was so realistic, I began to cry, I hid it from my friend, but I was crying a river.. After the face was gone just leaving a photorealistic skull, the screen slowly, over a couple seconds (I know there's alot of details, but no matter how drunk or tired I was this whole event just shocked me so much, I felt sober somehow, anywho) the screen was black for a while, I swore I heard some -blam!- up sounds but it could me my mind.. Anyway. Once we looked at the black screen for a while my friend started laughing "This is just a -blam!- up joke..haha" He said, sounded like he was kidding himself.. Once again, I felt uneasy, but decided to press some buttons, I clicked the X button, and the screen started to light up a little, I clicked it seven times, knowing Bungie's obsession with 7, and amazingly, there it was, a secret level.. A room that looked like a barn, or a shed, we were off split screen and only Player one (Me) could control the player, I was holding a shotgun and had no grenades or Armor ability..I started to walk around, it was realistic, red wood walls, with hay on the ground and a tractor in the corner, I went to the tractor and a message came up "HOLD X TO DIE" We were slightly shocked, but thought it would be funny to click it, so anyway we pressed the x button and bam, black screen, I thought my Xbox had died, but no, a picture of Noble Six looking out at a desert without a helmet showed, he looked like he was thinking, standing, the image was static, but you could hear the sound of wind or somthing. then, suddenly, the sound of gunfire sounded, and the sky of the desert started to get dark and depressing, morbid. anyway, Elite bodies started fading in in the background, creepy, but not scary, then suddenly, Noble Six started bleeding, from his back, his legs, his feet. and then a black screen, but then, just when we thought it was all over and we could finaly sleep, an image popped up, it was the "ASS" error from Halo 2. We started laughing, we felt safe now, we knew it was a joke put in by Bungie, but no. that's when the sound started playing. The sound of sombody softly crying, slight crying, nothing loud or scary, but then a picture appered on the screen, two red eyes. dots, and then it slowly faded in, and what we saw was funny but scary, it was a hyper realistic Grunt, just looking at us..my friend pulled out his phone and snapped some pictures, sadily that phone is now evidence in a suicide, anyway, the Grunt was crying, softly, into the camera, then an Energy Sword cut down the screen, the gore..the guts, I was in awe, and not the good kind, we saw all the grunts guts, the insides were so realistc, we screamed, but just couldn't stop looking. that was when the Grunt looked at us and spoke..while it was dead, back in the same voice as before.."WELL, YOU FOUND IT" At that moment my friend stood up, well, that's when things get -blam!- up.. my friend grabbed the Xbox and smashed it up, he pulled it off the counter and smashed that thing to -blam!-, he stamped on it untill it was broken up, I was pissed since it was a brand new console, but still, I could understand, I'd just seen hell. Once he smashed it up he grabbed the sharpest thing in the broken pile of peices (the smashed, jagged outer plastic case) and cut his wrists. I grabbed him and tried to stop him, but at that point all I could do was phone an ambulance, anyway, once I did he had ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife...well, the outcome wasn't pretty, he stabbed himself in the torso like that Japanese suicide thing, anyway, I tried to stop the bleeding....Basicly, once the ambulance arived he was already dead, and I just sat there and sobbed..

I walked down to Thanksgiving and I realized with a shiver down my spine that there was no cheesecake left!!!!!!!!!!

i feel sorry for eric but i loled cuz of south park

Is there no bumping in this world?

The Room It was early afternoon in the hotel. The sun was already showing signs of it's coming dissapearance over the orizon by casting an amber light over the building. It was late Winter. Through the hotel doors a man entered. His name was Joshua. He paid for his room and the receptionist gladly gave him his room key for Room 21. He made his way through the wooden corridors until he had reached his room. Later on he ate in the hotel cafe and then walked back to his room. The room opposite his:room 20 seemed awfully quiet and Josh decided to take a look through key hole to see if anyone had been living there. He looked through and saw the room inside. It differed from his room as it had less furniture. Peering through the hole he could see two figures facing away from the door, one stared at a television that wasn't turned on whilst the other stared into the wall. Josh could not see either of their faces. Adter that he left to take a walk. When he got back he looked once again through the key hole but could only see a bright shade of red on the otherside tat covered the key hole completely. The couple must have known that he had been looking through, thought Josh, they must have used something red to cover up the key hole. Josh went down to the reception and asked the receptionist: "What's up with the people in room 20?" he asked. She told him that no one lived in room 20. The last couple that did had died due to unkwon causes. She said it was rumoured that their ghosts haunted the room, it was rumoured that the ghosts had very pale skin. And bright red eyes. [Edited on 11.11.2011 7:34 AM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Merciless Lash [b] Pictures One day, a girl was assigned a project for her photography class. She was to go out into the wilderness and take as many pictures as possible. So, she decided she'd camp out instead of just go and take some pictures. She loved nature and the outdoors, and wasn't afraid of spending the night alone out in the woods. So, she packed up everything she needed for the trip and set off. She had a great time take pictures, and really enjoyed herself photographing the woods she was camping in. That night, she went to bed, and slept soundly. She woke up, gathered her things, and went back home. She used up four rolls of film, and decided to get them developed A.S.A.P. After having the photos developed, she returned to the store to get them back. "Everything went fine, here are your photos ma'am." "Thank you." "Just one thing..." "What is that?" "There were 4 photos missing. One from each roll." "How odd." "Yes, but we did find them eventually. Would you like to see them?" "Yes, please." The man showed her the pictures, and after seeing them, she dropped her pictures, screamed, and ran home. She never went anywhere alone after that day. Those 4 photos were of her, asleep in her tent. [/b] [/quote] !!!That is creepy!!!

!!!WARNING I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU READ THIS POST!!! I ALREADY RE-POSTED you have been warned also I have the permission of the creator of this thread to write this. There once was a 17 year old girl by the name of Carmen Winstead.One day during a fire drill at her school her friends tried to embarrass her by shoving her down the sewers.But,when she fell she broke her neck.Her friends told police she fell down the hole. If you don't re-post this letter on another link and say "she was shoved" or "they pushed her" she will get you in the shower,toilet(weird I know),or if you fall asleep she will wake you in the sewers and kill you there in the dark.So please,re-post. LOL just kidding you are completly safe (but I did re-post,just in case) but yea don't worry,just a joke :)

Sarah O'Bannon Coffins used to be built with holes in them, attached to six feet of copper tubing and a bell. The tubing would allow air for victims buried under the mistaken impression they were dead. In a certain small town Harold, the local gravedigger, upon hearing a bell one night, went to go see if it was children pretending to be spirits. Sometimes it was also the wind. This time, it wasn't either. A voice from below begged and pleaded to be unburied. "Are you Sarah O'Bannon?" Harold asked. "Yes!" The muffled voice asserted. "You were born on September 17, 1827?" "Yes!" "The gravestone here says you died on February 20, 1857." "No, I'm alive, it was a mistake! Dig me up, set me free!" "Sorry about this, ma'am," Harold said, stepping on the bell to silence it and plugging up the copper tube with dirt. "But this is August. Whatever you are down there, you sure as hell ain't alive no more, and you ain't comin' up."