This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics.
Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it.
In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition.
[b]Iron Banner[/b]
Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap!
-Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]
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[quote]Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space[/quote] explains the lag
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Jub bippity flap
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Just read this again, hilarious stuff. :)
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Bump for the rhetoric. #JibJubBappityFlap
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You sir have a gift. A gift better than the Christmas legendary engram that the cryptarch turned int a mote of light that I got.
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[url=http://example.com]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/96840392/0/0[/url]
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To Long face, Do you still play destiny? It seems like you stopped playing destiny a long time ago when i look at your character. With love and respect An aspiring troller like you :D
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Hey deej why the long face? Badoom tish
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Maybe long face is DeeJ. Would be a better story than this game for sure.
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What? You actually get paid to come up with this crap? Please, take off your Destiny pajamas and Dance Machine slippers, and get to work fixing the game. #CrotaFacePalm
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If you've stop playing destiny, why do you even care? Bad troll is bad
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Jeez, at least this article contained more truth than all of DeeJ's combined The funniest thing I've seen DeeJ say "please don't say I'm talking like a politician" well DeeJ, stop talking like one
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I miss the days of vinegar between Deej and long face, things were so much more entertaining back then.
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You copied deej's bullsh*t perfectly hahaha
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Hmm 2 days and no Deej. Just one of the reasons I traded this game in.
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For a second there, it sounded so much like an actual Deej update, I had to go make sure I hadn't actually missed it.
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DeeJ is a pussy
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Where is that prick, haven't heard from him in ages, has he run out of broken promises
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Definitely worth reading I actually laughed a little to myself. Thanks I needed that!
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Funniest read in a long ass time
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Edited by Old-Iron-Balls: 1/28/2015 7:37:46 AMWhat a load of old Deej, stopped reading at Jib jub bappity flap!
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"Jib jub bapitty flap." Lmfao
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Teach me how to Troll like you master.