You bought the game on release day You have one of every different class You've never bought materials from the vanguards You kill Crota on hard mode from the left stairs You don't buy anything from Xur You don't transfer guns, ammo synth, strange coins or anything between characters AKA cheesing You wait till the timer gets to zero and don't leave a mission early Your Eris rank is 4 Each faction is at rank 10 You never shot at the loot cave You have every ghost Don't use Destinypublicevents.com You have every exotic 2.0 and fully upgraded You have max grimoire score You have read every grimoire card You played every mission the first time on the hardest possible difficulty You're all pretend 32s. Every. Single. One of you. Please add some more ridiculous qualifiers to this list. I know I haven't covered every possible stupid nitpicking reason someone would be a fake 32.