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Am I adopted?
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Edited by EnderGolem: 1/30/2015 7:13:24 PMWhat's for dinner
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Wher r u?
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Am I a prom night dumpster baby?
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And I'm your mom
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Where do you keep your d*ldos?
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Why did you leave us?....
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Why do you hate me so much?
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What time of the day was I born?
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Mother wheres that burger you promised me
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Where did o come from?
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Can I borrow rent money?
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Please? Ten more minute? I need to kill crotaaaaa! WaaaAaah! *doesnt mute mike* I WANT TO PLAY. I WANT TO PLAY. I WANT TO PLAY true story.
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Edited by TheCaptainM91: 1/27/2015 12:56:16 AMDamnit, how in the hell did you get out of my ballsack?! Sorry, world, this lil fella escaped prematurely and is confused about being a mother.[spoiler]Tips fedora and sips whiskey.[/spoiler]
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Do you know I jack off?
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I'm getting laid tonight
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What's for dinner?
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Gawd damnit Mom!
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Did you like my dad's penis in your ass?
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Are you still at that meeting?
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Hurry up and -blam!-ing die, you -blam!-ing bitch.
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I want my cheesy poofs!
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Why am I alive?
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Why are you such a cůnt?
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