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Edited by Recon Number 54:
3/15/2015 7:31:07 PM
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PLEASE Ban ALL MALE Players!
There is an increasing number of these disgusting forms of life in the destiny universe. I am afraid that these players are going to overrun our crucible matches, strikes, and yes, even our forums. They are parasites that join the game and, with intentions of doing so or not, they are making me resent everything my eyes once loved. I am at the point of not loving what i see in the mirror. The amount of rehabilitation i have been through surpasses my hours played. Enjoying the game's visuals are almost impossible now! Bungie worked tirelessly to provide the consumer with beautiful scenery and majestic characters.
There is no way bungie can do it themselves so i propose there be an in game reporting system. One that is easily accessible unlike the xbox one ui (separate topic). Possibly in the start menu of destiny. Hover over their gamertag and hold select to notify a special bungie team working to improve the quality of life for every man or woman holding the controller.
I know i am not alone. My eyes see curves, silky hair, and soft skin. But behind every beautiful guardian is a male operator. I am flaccid. My blood shoots back into my head, and am regretting every second of once perceived bliss. Adrenaline halting to a complete stop forces me to feel butterflies in my stomach and what seems as pity. Pity for myself. These sick men are ruining everything i loved. I walk the streets and see a beautiful thang but am forced to question myself. Are those real? Adam's Apple or shadow? Big feet means big...??? If this is not resolved by bungie the only course of action left is a class action lawsuit..... Started by the head of the National Assosiation of Oppressed Packages, Mike..... Mike Weener.
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1 ReplyWtf is wrong with you? I really hope this is just troll spam. If not, you're one of the reasons why people think feminism is extremist sexism.
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What did I do?
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You forgot the satire tag m8
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;( I promise I'm nice. Even if I'm male-scum, I'm nice..
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Don't make Freud AND Darwin right in the same post... Just don't....
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Sexist scum
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Gr8 b8 m8.
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Can't tell if serious or b8
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2 RepliesLook wanting to clean up the internet is fine and all. But your asking to alienate an entire part of the community purely on their gender. Isn't being targeted for your gender exactly what you generalized in your complaint? Let's pretend you created a title with a fairly large population of players that play it and then you wiped out half of them based purely on the fact they are a different gender. Is this justice or is this classified as sexism which as I said before is what you are claiming to be being victimized by? I'll just leave you to answer that question.
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My wiener is ready
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Hahahaha this is brilliant.
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1 ReplyI am genuinely astounded by the number of people who have taken this completely, deadly seriously. I'd say a good half of all responses to this seem to completely believe there is a National Association of Oppressed Packages.
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[b]STOP[/b] Before you post that idiotic comment about how the op is wrong realize that the post is clearly satire and you are only going to make yourself look like a -blam!-ing idiot if you post like it is a serious thread.
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Post this in #Density and you'll get a lot more people to fall for this.
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Oh my god. That was good, i like it. I was going to write an entire rant about feminism but just the mike weener, wow. Well done sir/madam. You just made my day.
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5 Replies10/10 at failing in attempting to create a troll post. You need a swift upper cut to your front butt.
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I lost it at "I'm flaccid" lmao.
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Dafuaq?
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Well, I guess it was a matter of time before Jezebel readers infiltrated the Bungie forum.
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Edited by Almighty: 5/17/2015 9:08:12 PMWhat are you talking about everyone who plays video games including you are G.I.R.L'S Guys.In.Real.Life
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I laughed when i saw this topic. Sure some people are dicks but really? This is just stupid.
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6 RepliesPeople have been teabagging since before you were born. Get used to it.
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Lol. Troll.
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Edited by Man Torpedo FTW: 5/17/2015 8:07:58 PMYou put way too much work into this. Also it's funny you think your gonna score with some mute chicks that probably don't even live in the same state or country as you.
