I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!!
I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure.
Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now.
Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had
Shotgun
Many guns
Under glass
Glass
Green room
Library
Enough guns
Rooms
Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand.
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REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request.
REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE
Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request.
REPORT: SECURITY BREACH
LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request.
REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY
2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security.
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That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout.
LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake.
Next we have
"research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. "
Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together.
Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure.
Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request"
32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious
Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security."
lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to.
Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls.
I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on.
[u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u]
Agreed- 134
Disagree - 70
[Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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... ever hear of blackout?
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lol. nice dude
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Pure win. Thank you.
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Hahaha I love it. It's so [i]obvious[/i] now, all makes perfect sense. /sarcasm.
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Lol. That made my day.
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Edit. [Edited on 05.31.2008 10:55 AM PDT]
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Well... I for one thought it was funny...
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THEY REMADE LOCKOUT TWICE, SHUT UP. people always comp[lain, im not usually an angry person, i am angry about [i]remaking[/i] blood gulch.
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These become less funny everytime someone else makes one....i must have seen 20+ already ...
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Really funny /sarcasm [quote]These become less funny everytime someone else makes one....i must have seen 20+ already[/quote] Quoted For Truth [Edited on 05.31.2008 10:56 AM PDT]
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Epic success!
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Yes, I wonder when they will be making Blackout. I think that is will be released 1monthe and 15 days ago.
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so they're going to make three maps that are based on Lockout? yikes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B 14 [b]I am so excited for Lockout.[/b] I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? [b]Lockout is a failure. [/b][/quote] lol wut
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making lockout is pointless and a waste of my hardrive space =[ we already have guardian and black out, we don't need another one edit: i actually read it properly this time, hehe [Edited on 05.31.2008 11:00 AM PDT]
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he cant cope with the loss, hes in denial
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I have a question. Are you incredibly stupid, or did you forget your pills? Blackout is a near perfect remake. Idiot. Sorry, but if you don't like it, go play H2. "Smuggler" is most likely the name to another book they are going to release.
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You win one internets.
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OMG you're such an idiot!! Lockout was remade in the legendary maps, its called blackout, ever heard it??? Wow. i cant believe how ignorant people are these days!! You dont deserve to play halo!! Go away and die!!!!! /satire.
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I agree with everyone else that there's no way in hell that it's lockout (obviously we have Blackout) but is it possible that its a Derelict remake? I just got that from the line that says "Dereliction of Duty". I don't know what you guys think.
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Hey moron we didn't say they remade Lockout as Blackout... Bungie did there are Vdeo Docs., news, and it is official. [Edited on 06.01.2008 9:01 PM PDT]
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I love the bit about spelling them backward, and asking if we see the connection. Pretty funny, duder.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shirriff Moro I have a question. Are you incredibly stupid, or did you forget your pills? Blackout is a near perfect remake. Idiot. Sorry, but if you don't like it, go play H2. "Smuggler" is most likely the name to another book they are going to release.[/quote] Incredible, absolutely incredible. Its a joke, you absolute buffoon! Are you really THAT stupid? btw, Smuggler IS the codename for a new map, not a book. [Edited on 05.31.2008 11:04 AM PDT]