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5/31/2008 6:48:49 PM
I have seen countless threads discussing Smuggler. Come on people. Isn't it obvious? What map would make the community happier than ever? What map is undeniably linked to the Smuggler name and the clues given by Bungie? Of course if you are not a retarded baboon you will know its LOCKOUT!!! I am so excited for Lockout. I know some may say that they already remade Lockout, but I say no. Blackout is a joke. Where is the magical light lift? They replaced it with a fan? Come on now. Thats unacceptable. Also where did the green room go? Its not green. Where am I going to go know to dress in camo with the shotgun? Blackout is a failure. Now to my proof. Smuggler. Just look at the name. Spelled backwards its Relggums. Starting to see the connections? Now look at Lockout spelled backwards. Toukcol. Am I the only one that thinks its weird. When you spell each of these backwards, they end in the same letter they start with when you spell them forward. Try telling me there are no connections now. Now even look at the names. Lockout. If you are locked out of somewhere you are going to have to be smuggled in, duh. Now think of Lockout it had Shotgun Many guns Under glass Glass Green room Library Enough guns Rooms Now look at the first letter in each. What does it spell? You got it. Smuggler. So it was clear long before Bungie released the weekly update yesterday, but I guess they have to give you idiots direct clues for you to understand. [quote] REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. [8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request. REPORT: CONTAINMENT FAILURE Still waiting for maintenance and security detail. [24 hours] elapsed since request. REPORT: SECURITY BREACH LF.Xx.3273 research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced a security breach via emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits. Emergency [slip stream space] transportation conduits have been placed in recursive mode to contain unauthorized hostile lifeforms. Request emergency security detail. Still waiting for primary maintenance and security detail. [2512332 hours, 14 minutes, 6 seconds]elapsed since initial request. REPORT: DERELICTION OF DUTY 2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security. [/quote] That is taken directly from the weekly update. Lets start at the top. "Containment Failure" Clearly this means they were going to remake the map Containment, but failed. So naturally they move to Lockout. LF .Xx. 3273 Now come on. If you don't understand chinese Binary then you should just stop reading now. For those of you who actually know how to comprehend Chinese binary you will understand how this clearly points to a Lockout remake. Next we have "research and containment facility; [delta site] has experienced catastrophic specimen containment failure. All apertures into facility will be locked until further notice. Atmosphere evacuation and [reduction of ambient temperature] protocols have already been enacted. Request maintenance and security detail [at earliest opportunity]. " Now I'm no Shakespeare expert, but I am positive this came from his famous sonnet called "The Lockout" Its all coming together. Then there is "[8 minutes] elapsed since initial containment failure." Eight minutes just happens to be the average time it took to play one game on Lockout. I've tested this several thousand times to be sure. Next Bungie says "Waiting for maintenance and security detail. [32 minutes, 9 seconds] elapsed since request" 32 minutes and 9 seconds. Exactly how long my nap was yesterday. I was napping on my porch because I was LOCKED OUT of my house. It doesn't get more obvious Finally we have "2401 [PENITENT TANGENT] has been lax in the areas of maintenance and security." lax as in Lacrosse. We all know that Bungie are trying to hide their status as pro lacrosse players, but that is not the definitive evidence. Maintenance and security. Lockout had bad maintenance and security. Whenever you throw a grenade dust comes up. Wouldn't happen if maintenance had been cleaning like they were supposed to. Security was also bad. People were always falling off of Lockout. Security should have put higher walls. I think this whole argument is the only evidence we need. Clearly if you disagree you still don't get it. Don't even waste my time. I can't wait until we have a real Lockout to play on. [u]OFFCIAL AGREEMENT COUNT[/u] Agreed- 134 Disagree - 70 [Edited on 06.02.2008 8:29 PM PDT]
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