{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Vegan Superhero:
12/26/2014 5:46:48 PM
116
I scared a Christmas noob
So there i was on top of a hill sniping shit when a lvl 3 is looking inside that cave that has a ghost in it within the mothyards. he was looking inside but not going in, i had a rocket with cluster bombs so i decided to shoot it at the cave where he was standing. When it detonated inside the cave he started sparying his gun and ran away.......classic.
EDIT: WOW so many juicy replys!
Maybe we can trend? ;)
I migth attempt this again soon and post results, dont own a xbone or a recorder so cant get video :/
EDIT 2: O MAH GAD! trendin boys!
Thx to all of you amazing people and have a Christmas!
EDIT 3: why do all assume i own a camera?
EDIT 4: 50 COMMENTS!? this is literally my first trending post, glad you all enjoyed it!
Maybe ill make a sequel to this post tommorrow morning? Anyway, lets try to get to 100 comments maybe?
EDIT 5: Just got a ps4 so look out for a veteran in disguise ;)
EDIT 6: YOU'RE ALL SO EVIL! You guys scemin about how you'll make noobs crap em selves, brings a tear to my eye :")
EDIT 7: 100 comments, you have all made my Christmas.......exept i dont know any of you. P.s, targt is a crazy MOFO
EDIT 8: mattnozz dosent like edits.
English
#Destiny
-
I was playing Control on Shores of Times with a few friends on my lock. As I was moving in to cap B, it looked there were a few enemies nearby so I popped my Radiance with radiant skin so I'd have some extra armor. I was looking out toward C when I took a few hits from behind. I turned around and saw a lvl 6 hunter, who had probably never seen Radiance before, slowly backing away from me as if terrified by the sight before him. To which I proceeded to melee him and continued on with my business. It was pretty funny.
-
2 RepliesSo earlier today I wanted to show a Christmas noob the Sword on Earth and he was a level 2. He had obviously not encountered any other guardians yet, I took the sword from the Blade of Crota and killed some stuff and tried to give it to him. Apparently I didn't look very friendly and he thought I was going to kill him or something so he sprayed his AR and ran off. I felt bad...
-
Edited by dee: 1/1/2015 6:18:14 AMtelling noobs it's fun to stand in a puddle of water and shoot at your own foot with a fusion rifle. noob: "why?" while pointing rifle at own foot. bzzzzzzzzzPOW! guardian down...
-
1 ReplyWell, unlike all you assholes, I try to help noobs instead of pushing them around and bullying them. I am so disappointed in all of you :(
-
I usually kill the Sword Of Crota Knight and then leave the sword for noobs to play with. Unless I need it for a bounty, then they can -blam!- off :-)
-
10 Repliesseem 2 lvl 5s when I entered the cosmodrome. shot at them and waved to them. they came over to me. i pointed to the stairs and began walking there. they followed. walked down stairs.... they followed. got overto just before the lvl 18 hive, danced then pointed to the door, they went in boom I left
-
27 RepliesEdited by rope: 12/26/2014 9:28:14 PMMan... I was a nice guy.....ish. I tried to help some poor kid, explained legendaries and whatnot to him, but he said he had a bounty, "Gain 9000 experience without dying" he said he had 8000 or so and I told him that I knew where to get the rest of it. I brought him to the vault of glass on patrol.Then I left. He started dying over and over, at least he told me, and started screaming into his mic. Ahhhhh good times
-
Edited by PhNx Hellfire: 1/1/2015 5:20:52 AMSo there was a lvl 4 patrolling up on skywatch. I had the comsmodrome patrol mission bounty so for about three minutes him and I aren't on each other when a war breaks out. Now I knew, as a lvl 31, that when enemies I'm shooting at suddenly disappear and mobs rush out to get to cover. Well.., jimmy didn't know that. Respawn after respawn he finally gets weakened one shot. I have a super. Ground pound right right behind him and I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as this little. Warlock jumps over the crate, shoots not one but three hive wizard majors and two melee knights majors... They all took one at little jimmy and I can only imagine how terrible he must have felt...
-
3 RepliesWas on the moon ( patrol beginning area) and saw some newbs. I recently killed a swordbearer and had my pumpkin head on. I snuck up behind and just heavy attacked the area. They ran and I just kept chasing them. After about 30 secs of them shooting at me they realized I was another player lol.
-
Hahahahaha. I'm usually nice to new players, but that is hilarious. XD
-
4 RepliesI messaged a christmass noob: Me: ur a christmas noob lol Noob: well ur a fuçken çunt Like really? I replied back Me: haha have fun with the game and good luck with rng
-
11 RepliesShall we all form an alliance to scare newbs to the point of death? Yes?
-
Bahahahahahah drive them christmas noobs out!
-
Nova bombed 2 lvl 4's and felt their fear when they both sprayed bullet looking for the cause
-
30 Replies(in the best Brave Sir Robin voice i can muster) RUN AWAY!!! 😂
-
We need some PvP on these big, useless -blam!-ing maps. "We're ALL friends! Let's dance together!" -blam!-ing LAME.
-
-
You had me at clusters..
-
-
3 RepliesSaw 2 level 10s in a heated battle with randal the vandal. He killed them each about 10 times before they bailed. Lol.
-
10 RepliesI felt like a celebrity in the tower yesterday. Every time I stood still for a second I would have a circle of low level guardians around me. Can't say I have ever been inspected by that many people at one time lol.
-
1 ReplyYOU BEST START BELIEVING IN GHOST STORIES, YOURE IN ONE!
-
1 ReplyWhat kind of scrub just randomly snipes in the Mothyards. Shouldn't you have been doing ROC Strikes or Salvage?
-
1 ReplyEdited by gildmaxx: 12/26/2014 8:48:15 PMYeah I got a score of 7000+ in crucible with 40+ kills yesterday... Maybe not so amazing for some of you hardcore gamers but good by my standards... Just wish I could get back on and join the carnage... Lizard squad can go blam! themselves
-
That was the last time we heard of the Christmas noob...
-
I saw a level 2 looking at my sparrow like it was some sort of super machine. He thought it was an end game item. (I still use the green sparrow you get as a mission reward)
