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Edited by Cjblackout77: 12/22/2014 3:28:47 AM
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All I Remember Of Density's Story

I just remember that a lightbulb woke me up and gave me an airplane, and I pissed of some natives who are also mad at me for killing the cancer infected purple testicle and pet spider? I think I also fought them on the Swiss cheese rock with all the Linsey Lohan freaks who wan't everyone to go goth, or something? I fell into their big ditch once, and it got really dark, and their was all these people that looked like vegetarians because they were VERY skinny, but they must have been so hungry they screwed that and tried to eat me, and then I found a big troll that reminded me of justin beiber, after I got out I got sick of that Swiss cheese so I went to go find some cheddar, what I found was some moldy cheese and there robots that were mean and could move through the air, and I met some hot chick who said I need to kill a garden, which I didn't understand because gardens are nice and sweet, but my lightbulb told me too so I did and found another cheddar planet which was very red, there I found some obese things that must have at ALOT of cheddar. They probably all have diabetes or something. I found a gate there and went into the garden, but it must have been private property because they sent robots to kill me, I then found the problem of the garden, and why the plants weren't growing, it's because there was a big pile of shIt that was so stinky, people on earth were complaining, so I cleaned it up. Then a hot chick gave me a water gun that kinda sucks. That's all I remember of the story of density [spoiler]yes I know I spelt destiny as density, it was part of the joke[/spoiler]
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