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Edited by RageQuitMichael:
12/22/2014 2:14:52 PM
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4 girls in an SUV stop next to you...
Your walking down a street at night and 4 girls in a blacked out SUV stop near you. The 3 passengers get out and start towards you...
What do you do?
[spoiler]This should be interesting.[/spoiler]
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How come the original thread won't get as much love?
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Flop out my knob as I shout "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
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Edited by TheBearJoel: 12/22/2014 7:07:16 PM>be me >see grills walking over >#goingin4dakill >the independent womyn see that they have made a mistake >I whisper to the leader >may I help you? >the womyn's friends cry at the sight of such oppression >she whispers in terror: yes, can I borrow your phone? I need to call my mum. >helps womyn >all womyn around the world weep, knowing of the oppression occurring >men around the world ooze testosterone and summon Sean Connery-Silverbacked gorillas >I then say... >IT- when I say this, Arnold Schwarzenegger runs to the White House and bench presses 1,000,000 gallons of feminist tears >WAS- Putin installs a new world order if the patriarchy, and sandwich production becomes a mass industry for women's work >MY- The final resistance falls as men begin beating their chests to show dominance >PRIVILEGE- Putin and Schwarzenegger ascend into the sky, where Morgan Freeman grants them godly powers. Half-Life 3 comes out, and the Illuminati throw a flash mob in the middle of Times Square to celebrate the patriarchy's glorious arrival. [spoiler]Look up green text stories of "It was my privilege. Pretty funny if you ask me.[/spoiler]
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16 Replies>pull 100x folded superior japanese steel katana out of back pocket >stand at the ready >flip sword around >stab self in stomach and pull upwards >throw katana aside and grab wound from both sides >pull wound wide open to unleash my secret weapon >the skeleton that secretly lives inside me bursts out and spooks the shit out of my assailants
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FHRITP
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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YOLO SWAG
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Scream like a bananashee so they can't hear me run towards them. Actually dance towards so they don't see me running. Push one over and bite off her nips. Push the second, and rip a chunk out of her ass Push the third over, and cower in fear at the sight of her large phallus. Run to the van to make my escapé, and make the driver climax until they fall unconscious. I then throw her convulsing body onto the lady-boy for sexiful funtiems as i speed away with my sweet new ride.
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Kill them.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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They chant death by snu snu… Well I'm kinda immortal so behbh
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Edited by Barloopy: 12/22/2014 1:17:27 PMRun and hide. Once I'm hidden, I will then sneak up on them inside a box and capture them, one by one.... If seen, I [u][b]WILL[/b][/u] capture them and send them into my dungeon... [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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They can't even
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Tell them to duck, so I don't hit them with my big dick
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Flex my nice muscles ／ﾌﾌ ム｀ヽ / ノ) ） ヽ / ｜ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ / ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく ＼ ／ 丶＿ ノ ｡ ノ､ ｡|/ `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ
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8 RepliesSTRANGER DANGER! *throat punches the girls and runs*
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They ask you... I need about tree fiddy. You then proceed to kill everything because that lochness monsta aint gettin you this time.
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I just turn and walk away slowly BOOM! Their van blows up the three walking towards me get engulfed in flames while cool guys walk away from explosions plays in the background. I then say "(comment my one liner)" and then I jump onto my Harley and speed off into the sunset. Roll credits End credits scene I'm sitting in a cafe in France and look over at my ex butler who just smiles at me and goes about his business. You would think he'd say hello but no he just ignores me.
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Edited by Officer Paiin: 12/22/2014 6:21:21 PMIssued in error
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5 RepliesEdited by Maasaw Dreamt: 12/22/2014 4:20:03 AMJudo kick the fat one out of commission and go with the other 2..
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Ask them for the time, obviously.
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2 RepliesPiss on the ground to mark my territory.
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How come the original won't get as much love?
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4 RepliesEdited by The Knight Aurora: 12/22/2014 12:56:51 AMSimple, return edgar to the hole [spoiler] YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EDGAR IS THE ONE IN THE HOLE[/spoiler]
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I thot u was ded.
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Offer them some free bbc.
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1 ReplyFalcon punch them [spoiler]with my dick[/spoiler]
