Here is some [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for playing Destiny.
Make sure you have the [b]Patience and Time[/b] to deal with the grind, or you could suffer the [b]Fate of All Fools[/b].
When doing a raid, don’t be [b]The Comedian[/b] who thinks they know what to do, as you may just find yourself in [b]The Swarm[/b] of mobs, and just as your about to see [b]Red Death[/b] or worse, you could be a [b]Bad Seed Down[/b], a guardian may come along and help you see the [b]Light / Beware[/b] though, as you may become a [b]Thorn[/b] in the guardians side, and suffer from some [b]Bad Juju[/b].
If you have some doubt about doing something, but feel that a guardian is an [b]Unfriendly Giant[/b] towards your questions, then IMO, it’s always best to start with an [b]Ice Breaker[/b]. [b]The Supremacy[/b] of that guardian’s knowledge could give you [b]The Chance[/b] of defeating a [b]Final Boss[/b].
[b]The Cure[/b] for [b]The Crash[/b] that you may experience by playing Destiny is [b]The Culling[/b] of the petting zoo; and only when you do will the [b]Truth[/b] dawn on you.
[b]The Calling[/b] you feel from [b]The Devil You Know[/b] aka the Cryptarch to change engrams in to something useful, could feel like you are in [b]Monte Carlo[/b] gambling under a [b]Hard Light[/b]; so always make sure you have a [b]Plan C[/b]; otherwise the [b]Lord High Fixer[/b] will unleash the [b]Cryptic Dragon[/b] on you. And as you know, the house always wins.
So I come to the end of my [b]Super Good Advice[/b] for you, and I hope that the [b]Fatebringer[/b] will help you with [b]Atheon’s Epiloge[/b]. I know my advice may seem [b]Strange Suspect[/b] to you, but the [b]Thunderlord [/b]has allowed me to have [b]The Last Word[/b].
[b]Gjallarhorn[/b]
p.s. [b]Doctor Nope[/b] says: To get rid of that [b]Dragon's Breath[/b] you have, gargle with mouth wash. Rinse and repeat daily - I know its a grind, but you never know what may happen when you go to [i]The Dark Below[/i].
[i]The House of Wolves[/i] may soon be at your door looking for their [b]Universal Remote[/b]; and I would suggest if you have lost it, offer them the [b]MIDA Multi-Tool[/b] instead. And who knows, you just might get to [b]Pocket Infinity[/b] whilst they are under the [b]Vision of Confluence[/b].
[b]Edit:[/b] There are some on these forums that have or may take offense to this post. I did [b]not[/b] create this to intentionally cause any offense - if you do feel offended, then I am sorry. This was meant to be a slightly fun way to use various weapon names.
Some of you have commented that your favourite is not mentioned. It was not intentional, and it was not easy creating this. Should I ever have the desire/inspiration to do something similar, I will try to include - but no promises.
To all the great comments - thank you!
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Then there's [b]The Devil You Don't[/b], Xur. He can be your [b]Saint 14[/b] but don't be a [b]Knucklehead[/b] for he comes from where there is [b]No Land Beyond[/b], a place known for its [b]Arachinids[/b] and [b]Ahamkaras[/b]. To be honest, he's more of a [b]4th Hourseman[/b] but you'll learn to [b]Stand Aside[/b]. Don't ever ask him about [b]The Mask of the Third Man[/b], for you'll bare the wrath of [b]Alpha Lupi[/b]. Though Our may seem like a [b]Voidfang[/b] in his [b]Vestments[/b], he has a [b]Heart of Praxic Fire[/b] and has only had one pursuit in his life. To be a [b]Radiant Dance Machine[/b].
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Edited by DeeJ: 12/22/2014 7:53:17 PM[quote]Gjallarhorn[/quote] Laughed.
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Edited by ITIorpheus: 12/22/2014 8:29:59 PMThat's two minutes of my life i'll never get back, how dare you make a funny (and very well thought out) post. This board is for whining and complaining only. :p
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Friends dont let friends get Destiny.
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Good use of Gjallerhorn, but if you really want to impress, try using A.1F19X-RYL for a pun.
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On a scale of 1-10 how salty do you have to be to get offended by this?
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Why would anyone be offended by this?? It's obviously a user making a post using exotic/legendary names as inspiration. Good grief, all you angry people need to [b]Zombie Apocalypse WF47[/b]
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For anyone who has friend getting destiny for xmas https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zGwDwx10wB4
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Amazing.
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I enjoyed this. Nice work Ace.
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Hats off to you Sir
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How long did that Take?
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Awesome! Thanks for taking the time to post this. Made my morning.
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We'll done dude..merry Christmas and thanks for a good read :)
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Well done m8 :D
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Bump for no reason lol this is great
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Should have made your name [b]Shadow Prince[/b] instead (:
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What he said!
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You forgot to mention the best.......Hawkmoon
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Merry Christmas:)
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I don't know why so many people are hating on this, this is freaking fantastic I bet half the people here couldn't come up with this kind of stuff keep it up dude great job
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Great job
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7.8 to many gun references, not much water Ign.
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9.99999/10-IGN -Its okay.
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Edited by Bytehoven: 12/23/2014 6:52:14 AMNice Job! You might also note, when another patient visited[b] Doctor Nope[/b], and was asked where it hurt, he pointed to the [b]Darkness[/b] where the [b]Light[/b] doesn't shine, so [b]Doctor Nope[/b] examined [b]The Dark Below[/b].
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Dang no vex mytho? Hawkmoon? Only ones missing.