Here comes Destiny, here comes Destiny, With all of its new DLC, Grinding new gear for hours on end Is for you not me Ghosts are beeping, players are weeping' Collecting their tears all night, Fill your vault and do it over again 'Cause there's no end in sight! Here comes the Cryptarch, here comes the Cryptarch, Right down RNG lane He's got a bag that's filled with toys With things that you don't need See those engrams purple and blue, Oh what a beautiful sight Don't feel lucky or get your hopes high 'Cause you'll just get motes of light! Here comes Eris Morn, here comes Eris Morn, From the moon and Dark Below She has new items for all of us But it all just looks the same Eris Morn knows we're all Guardians That just need gear with more light So grab those bounties and turn them in 'And get your lunch bag cloak tonight! Here comes Destiny, here comes Destiny, The best damn game you know, It'll keep you up all night for hours on end Even though you'll get shafted again You'll get your gear eventually If you just follow the light So lets give thanks to RNGsus The new raid doesn't give chatterwhite!