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12/10/2014 10:32:58 PM
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Dirty Jokes

Let's hear 'Em! Here's mine: A relatively old woman wants to surprise her husband for his birthday, so she shaves down there and gets surgery to become young and spry again. When she awakes, she finds 3 roses on her bed. She asks the nurse where they came from. The nurse said that one came from the doctor, who was so happy with her as a patient that he just [i]had[/i] to get her a flower. The other came from her husband, so excited and happy that his wife decided to do this that he just had to get her a flower. The nurse said that the third rose came from a patient from the burn victims unit, saying "thanks for the new ears!"

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