[b]What You'll Need[/b]
- 1x Guardian class (any type)
- 1x enemy Titan (Striker)
- 1x corner
- 1x Primary weapon (any)
- 1x unused Special (shotgun/fusion rifle)
- 1x unused radar
- 1x spoon
- Table salt
- 1x Destiny app or bungie.net
[b]Part 1[/b]
[i]Step 1[/i]
Position your guardian in such a way that you are around a dozen feet back from a corner. For best results, stay around corners that are on/near objectives. This is to ensure that any Strikers that come to attack/defend will be mid sprint, and ready to shoulder charge.
[i]Step 2[/i]
Pay no attention to the red section on your radar. Only scrubs who don't have the killer instincts of apex predators use the radar.
[i]Step 3[/i]
If you see a Striker running towards you - [b]DON'T. MOVE[/b]. Titans can only see you if you're moving.
[i]Step 4[/i]
In the event that the Titan does [b]not[/b] stop barreling towards you, try and stop them with you primary weapon. [b]DO NOT[/b] switch to your Special weapon. This will provoke the Titan, Even though it will save your life, special weapons are OHKs in close range, and thus are to be regarded as OP weapons meant for unskilled children.
[i]Step 5[/i]
Die.
〜Now that you're done the first part, let's go over…〜
[b]Part 2[/b]
[i]Step 1[/i]
Stifle your feelings of rage and despair. You'll need those later.
[i]Step 2[/i]
Once you have re-spawned, consume 2-3 spoonfuls of salt, and go to Orbit.
[i]Step 3[/i]
Open up your Destiny Companion app, and go to the Destiny Forum, or head to http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics/0/Default/None/Destiny
[i]Step 4[/i]
Once you have arrived, start a thread. Channel those feelings from [b][u]Part 2, Step 1[/u][/b]. Make sure the title includes [b]"Shoulder Charge"[/b] and [b]"OP"[/b]. This will let others know you are sick of unbalanced mechanics.
[i]Step 5[/i]
The content of the thread can be anything you want, as long as you make sure to clearly express your feelings about how it's [b]inconceivable[/b] that there is such a broken mechanic in Destiny.
[i]Step 6[/i]
Pad your ego and rebuild your self-esteem by replying to people who disagree ans telling them how you have superior skills, but Shoulder Charge is so broken it just [b]cannot[/b] be countered.
☆〜 Congratulations! 〜☆
You are now able to successful react and adapt to Shoulder Charge!
[spoiler]that feel when this is trending already, somehow[/spoiler]
[quote]You don't deal with Shoulder Charge. Shoulder Charge deals with you[/quote]
- Agito
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Edited by SpecterXI: 12/9/2014 5:54:18 PMHere's a guide... Don't suck and you won't have to worry about it. Way to waste time writing this retarted guide to literally do nothing.
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I dodged a charge once. It is a rare occurrence however. Can't remember if I ultimately killed the titan or if the titan killed me.
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Or you can, you know.....throw a grenade right in front?
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Im a titan and use the shoulder sharge. Though i only use it slightly or when i see it needed and love ppl that just use it all the time because i usually own them here are the ways i deal with a shoulder sharge and how you can kill me if you see me using it. 1-Stay away from corners 2-Jump 3-if you have sniper in 2ndary (Move backwards) wile shooting primary 4-throw granade if have sniper 5- and ((best option))switch to Fusion or prefereby shotgun think about it im runing towards you, a shotgun will destroy me everytime 6- use super least efective since you are wasting it on one person 7-die and prepare for next encounter Ofcourse i have my own strategy for those methods if used against me. Im in no way a good pvp player but i have inproved alot this month and being a titan these methods have been efective againt me and ive used them and with practice become second nature Sorry for bad spelling hope this helped you
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Here's how I counter shoulder charge: I jump Problem = Solved Fukin noobs, no wonder you get 0.25 K/D
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OR 1) just shoot/stab/'hunt' them from the back.. in the 'blink' of an eye..poof! just like that 2) Realize with hint of remorse :oh dear..wanted to deal with the charging titan..but I accidentally killed him already, too quickly 3)Realize that there is no remorse actually
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~You've been charged by, you've been struck by, a smooth Guardian.~
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Just wait till people get the exotic that extends its range. The tears will flood the planet.
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OMFG this rocks :D
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Edited by Chyih: 12/11/2014 9:08:38 AMInstructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster
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What if I am unable to locate a spoon in my immediate vicinity? Would a shovel work?
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I appreciate this post. Skreeeeeee btw.
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Edited by NewBrand_847: 12/10/2014 10:19:18 PMNo disrespect but no need for a huge explanation if you need that you deserve to get SC. Easiest method for me is to have a high dps special weapon shotgun ect. I use pocket infinity,moving on when you see the titan take a few steps back then unleash your fury. Don't charge just calmly time your shots no biggie. Ps I use the titan, trust me i know how to counter.
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Here is a cli8p of frontal shoulder charge. That's how I roll. None of that week IGN from behind stuff. https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=935CC1A9CDEFE4F8%21279
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Instructions unclear. Killed my neighbour. Please re-explain.
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directions unclear, dick got stuck in fan
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Must post shoulder charge song. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fxvkI9MTQw4
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so I followed your steps and I ended up with a plate of tacos what did I do wrong?
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In Soviet Russia, shotgun reload [b][i][u]you[/u][/i][/b]!
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Can I favorite a thread? 😅😅😅👌👍
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The Flood of Longface must begin!!!
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Sound advice. Seems legit
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I love shoulder charge. I think I'm going to try melee only with my titan.
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What happens when 2 titans shoulder charge each other? I didnt see that covered in the guide
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Thanks this really helped but do you have to eat the salt I'm trying to watch the weight