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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 3/20/2015 3:48:50 PM
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  • Ktan. You've missed the biggest point of all. Deej blows ass and doesn't actually listen to you, or give a shit about you. Do not bring up issues to him unless you want nothing done about them.

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