Xur, The Armamentarium? Crest of Alpha Lupi? Voidfang Vestments? Cool story, bro. Check out these 112 strange coins that im [i]NOT [/i]going to be spending with you this week! I think the [i]NINE [/i] you are an agent of, represents how many goddamn times I get to see the same shit in your wares every week. I don't even get how you expect to make a living with such limited stock! Take a page from the book of...oh I dont know...[i][u]ANY OTHER[/u][/i] vendor in the tower. Do you see them rocking one of each type of thing? NO! And guess why? [b][i][u]CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT LIMITED INVENTORY = LIMITED BUSINESS![/u][/i][/b] Why do I even bother [u]WEEK [/u]after [u]WEEK [/u]grinding the same thing, in hopes that my spoils will land me some really cool stuff and not this [b]CHEST ARMOR SPAMMING[/b] you have been peddling on us. Honestly, do you even like money? Are you here to troll us each week? I swear, if there was some button combo I could enter into my controller that would allow my guardian to flip you the bird, I would break my controller from entering it so many times. I think I just realized the origin of your name. See, if you reverse [i]XUR[/i], you get [i]RUX[/i], which rhymes with [i]SUX[/i], [b]which YOU DO[/b]! [b]You [/b][u][b]SUCK[/u], Xur![/b] And [i]Nobody [/i]likes you! If you want my advice, I would go home right now, empty your ship with all that old shit and don't return without bringing back some good shit. I think I may need a break from this game. Who wants to play GTAV?