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Edited by Explodingpiglets: 2/11/2014 4:08:13 AM
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The PAX disaster 4.5: The phone call to John Cena

This is just a tidbit, to hold you guys over until the next part. [i](Some time earlier) Kiala Rioam, or rather "Jane", picked up the telephone and dialed a number. She waited as the tone beeped. Then somebody picked up the phone and screamed "JOHN CENA?". Jane: Hello Viktor, it's Jane. John Cena: JOHN CENA!! JOHN!! Jane: It's nice to hear you too. But I do not have time for idle chit chat, I called to ask for your help. John Cena: CENA? Jane: This is important. It's what you and I feared...we weren't the only ones transferred to this world. John Cena: ...JOHN? Jane: Yes, and I fear that a terrible terrible bane of my universe made it through, it just hasn't showed it's face until now. I have firm reason to believe it decided to use the cultures of our favorite website as a template. Or rather, as an inspiration for it's incarnation, and very soon. Within a day in fact. Probably tomorrow. John Cena: JOHN CENA!!!!! JOHN CENA JOHN CENA!!! CENA? Jane: I had very little time to tell you, I only just confirmed my suspicious a few minutes ago. I have reason to believe they will attack at the Penny Arcade Expo. Vien.....is going to be there. This whole planet may be in grave danger soon, and he will be near the center of it. He may be aware that there is danger, that's why he probably decided to go. John Cena: CENA...... Jane: I will be there too. My holosuit avatar has been a celebrity for these humans for a long time. In fact, they are making one of these video games based off a franchise I starred in. I voiced one of the characters as my avatar, so I will be making a celebrity appearance. John Cena: JOHN CENA, JOHN CENA JOHN? Jane: No, nobody suspects anything. Not even Vien knows who my holosuit avatar is. But that's beside the point. You and I may be the only ones capable of stopping this. I don't know how many there are, but you are the only one capable of resisting their corruption. John Cena: JOHN....CENA? JOHN CENA CENA: Jane: Because you only do one thing. They can't make you do anything else. That weakness will be your strength. John Cena: John cena....John. Jane: Thank you, this means a lot to me. It will be just like old times, only not anywhere near as funny or amusing. I will send you the details later. Goodbye Viktor. John Cena: CENA![/i] Jane hung up the phone and walked over to a table next to her bed. She picked up a metal orb and pressed a button. It opened up and a holographic picture appeared, depicting her standing by Vien's side, being held in his arms. She clicked her mandibles, sighed, and fought back tears. Then she put the orb down and opened a drawer. She grabbed a belt with a large green button, wrapped it around her waist and activated it. Starting from the ground up, her disguise began to materialize. First her feet were hidden then replaced by the feet of a human being, then her legs....then her waist, until the rest of her body was completely hidden. Under this guise, nobody had no idea that she was an alien. In fact, with this face, she was known for killing aliens and what they called "a total badass". As a human, she was known as Sigourney Weaver. ___________ Coming up: The trio meets up with other bungie.net members. Shenanigans and....something evil....ensues.

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