Canada is just a carbon copy of the Untied States except with more maple syrup and people afraid of the dark. It's a disgrace.
Just make Canada apart of the United States and no one will notice a difference.
Edit: I forgot to mention their army composed of Moose riding Canadian aboriginals who wield maple syrup guns with lucky charms strung around their necks to ward of the darkness.
Edit 2: I also forgot to mention how an abundance of snow from polar bears shedding gives Canadians an excess amount of building material, which explains why there are no houses in Canada, but in fact igloos.
Edit 3: For those questioning my authority, I originated from Tanzania with a dash of Russian in my blood, making me 100% qualified to make this thread.
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Didn't I tell you fgts? Kenya>Everyother country
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Edited by Snackbar: 12/1/2014 8:33:51 PMA couple of facts for you: 1. Every other country than the USA think Canada is a better country 2. We're the best at hockey 3. We invented sports such as lacrosse, hockey, and basketball 4. We were Canada before you guys were named the United States of America making it actually that you guys copied us. 5. We have hotter girls other than fat ugly ones 6. FREE HEALTHCARE 7. No guns allowed to citizens unlike USA were hillbillys can pick one up from a convenient store. I think I proved my point and where the hell did you get afraid of the dark?
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Canada>USA. -Significantly less in debt, due to not being stupid enough to continually buff up our army -Much higher percentage of intact natural resources -basically 'free' healthcare -Percentage of Obesity lower -Percentage of illiterate per capita lower -Other countries respect us because we are nice and peacekeepers, instead of respecting us because we will kill them *cough* states *cough*
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So many salty foreigners ITT. Hope you guys know that salt generally doesn't go with jelly.
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[quote]#OVERKILL[/quote]
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Canada is not filled with guns.
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Must be either #satire or so stupid it's not even funny.
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No.Canada is home to more polite people and they don't have as many dumbasses. They have maple syrup which is amazing. Have hockey which is there national sport. And they don't have Donald trump. 10/10 country to me
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Yes but Canada doesn't have trump, which make it 2x as good
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Edited by Spookofdaskelton: 11/28/2014 12:51:23 AMGermany>Canada>Australia>Asia>rest of Europe>South America>Africa>Russia>USA fix'd[spoiler]to all finnish, Britsh, norwegians and swedish people, you arent on this list so dont think i count you to "rest of Europe" [/spoiler]
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This is not true... I like the dark.
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Really you have to be f[i]u[/i]cking kidding me
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[quote]Canada > America[/quote] FTFY
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Canadians aren't as paranoid as Americans.
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Well this oughta be good...
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Sorry
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I'm a proud American, and this is one of the most ignorant things I've ever read. I hope you're just trolling.
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Edited by Snackbar: 12/1/2014 11:24:48 PMThis is how it goes Bangladesh > Sri Lanka > Indonesia > Pakistan... (2 million countries later) > New Guinea > USA.
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It should be America < Canada, not America > Canada. Math.
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America has maple syrup too, ya know...
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[quote]Canada is just a carbon copy of the Untied States except with more maple syrup and people afraid of the dark. It's a disgrace. Just make Canada apart of the United States and no one will notice a difference. Edit: I forgot to mention their army composed of Moose riding Canadian aboriginals who wield maple syrup guns with lucky charms strung around their necks to ward of the darkness. Edit 2: I also forgot to mention how an abundance of snow from polar bears shedding gives Canadians an excess amount of building material, which explains why there are no houses in Canada, but in fact igloos.[/quote]ohhhhhh!!!!! Burn on us Canadiens eh? Go through history, Without Canada there'd be: -no penicillin -no insulin for diabetics -There'd be no friggen USA!! -no hockey -no oil for the states -no telephones I could go on but you get the point. Yes America is awesome, but don't put Canada down, because we are the original north american country. They found Canada first.
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I dare you to [b]try[/b] and touch a moose. [b]I -blam!-ing dare you.[/b]
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Take the bait, people. That's it! Take it!
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1812... Lel
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Dont make canada part of the united states because then the amount of shootings in canada will increase by like 1337%.