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11/27/2014 5:52:07 AM
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The one about the Bungie shirt 20% off

The shirt is delivered to you but it doesn't look anything like what you saw when you placed the order. Being confused about the shirt, you went online to the place you bought it to view exactly what you did order. The picture on the site shows a bright red shirt, studded with gold and diamonds. You pick up the shirt that was sent to you to compare. Your shirt is a dull red with holes and no gold or diamonds. It also looked like a dog got to it before it was sent to you. When you call them to complain, you are sent immediately to a voicemail box. After calling and leaving messages 50 times, a representative finally calls you back and asks what the issue is. You proceed to explain the holes in the shirt. He tells you, "Oh yes, we are aware of that and we will be addressing it shortly." Two months go by and you still don't hear anything. One day, you go to your mail box and find an envelope from Bungie. Inside are a few pieces of cloth, some glitter, and a note. The note reads, "As proof of our dedication to you, we at Bungie have listened to you and have sent you three pieces of cloth to cover up those holes. Also, inside is some glitter to put on your shirt. We know this isn't the gold and diamonds you saw advertised, but we believe this will be the same to you. Aren't you thankful?" The pieces of cloth are green and your shirt is red. They are also cut too small and are circles while the holes in your shirt are square. At this point, you are angry. You go online to the biggest shirt rating site. You find an entire forum dedicated to people who feel cheated just like yourself. But inside the forum, there seems to be a lot of mixed reviews. There were many people that wanted what they were advertised and other people that felt the shirt with holes was a great and wonderful gift from the gods at Bungie. As time goes on, the truth is uncovered and every single one of the positive reviews for the sad excuse for shirts were actually Bungie employees and third party forum posters paid to write good reviews. The consumers who have bought clothing from Bungie for years are infuriated! These were the same people that bought Bungie's first shirts. Shirts that to this day are still in great shape and are even being reproduced because they are so durable. Yet, for unknown reasons, these newer shirts don't even come close to the standard that Bungie set long ago. Bungie realized their horrible mistake once many people stopped buying their shirts and promptly announced, "We will send you the diamonds and the gold and the correctly sized pieces of cloth to fit the holes. But....only if you give us another $20."
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