Breaking News: Halo 5 will be exclusive to the NES, and will require the Power Glove. A console bundle will be available for $599.99, and will include beta access for the Halo 6 beta on the SEGA Dreamcast. Matchmaking has been removed in favor of adding Forklifts as playable characters, and Forge has been significantly altered. All construction must now be done realistically using forklifts. The campaign has been rewritten to center on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and his efforts to save the last forklift with the power to stop the bulldozers.
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Sounds better than Halo: Reach. That's for sure.