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11/23/2014 11:17:32 AM
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Name a worse super power than the person below you
I remember reading this before, and I can't think of a much more useless power.
[quote]The power to turn invisible when nobody is looking.[/quote]
That is unbeatable.
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The ability to only brush your teeth before a meal.
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The power to make it rain when its raining already
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The ability to summon a single earthworm on a scorching hot day.
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1 ReplyThe ability to create bullets,but only when you don't have a gun
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The ability to only wipe your ass before doing a shit.
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The power to generate music from your brain, but you can only listen to the [b]really[/b] catchy songs
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The power to see in the dark but this power is solar generated and can not store energy
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The power to [u]always[/u] have perfect spelling and grammar, but only works on notes written to the dyslexic or people with Down syndrome.
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The power to kill myself in front of the church
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The power to transform into a dildo at a church function.
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1 ReplyThe power to be able to jerk it without ever feeling any kind of pleasure...
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Being able to turn into dirt whenever you want, but when you do, you can't turn back to a human.
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[quote]The power to turn invisible when nobody is looking.[/quote] Nobody said you can't stay invisible
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3 RepliesPower to accurately tell when someone will need ro pee.
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Power to barf cheese
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I don't think anything will beat yours, man ROFL!
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"Turn invisible when no one is looking." XD
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1 ReplyPee kidney stones everytime you breathe
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The power be publicly embarrassed every day
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The powers of superman but oxygen is like kryptonite
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The power to let people know that I'm giving them a dirty look even when they are not looking at me.
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The power to poop out my ears.
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1 ReplyAcidic cum that only harms sea stars.
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I have the power to smell like poo while I'm awake, and soap doesn't help. It goes away when I sleep
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The ability to fly, but you can't while touching oxygen.
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Pee kidney stones every time you breathe, except when receiving anal. [spoiler]from the MLPs[/spoiler]
