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Edited by Hatersaurus:
11/22/2014 8:30:16 AM
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I'm a white male gamer on destiny.
Hello everyone,
I just want everyone to know that I am in fact a bearded, white male who plays Destiny.
People always say to me when they learn about me "Hey whitey, why don't you go lift your jeep? Go muddin and drink some keystone?" And I get very concerned, I have a jeep, it's not lifted, I do like off roading, and I prefer Miller Lite. I get that we are different, but isn't that our goal in life? To be unique? Then lately I've been hit with the devastating accusation about favorable RNG because my skin color. They say, "Hey you pale face, RNG favors you in this world... You don't even have the struggle OUR people deal with!"
Then from the ladies when I have a idea on raids I get the "Shut up! you gross male pig, go kill yourself, women rule everything. Without us you wouldn't exist." I mean, I just have a few ideas about placement and safety. I understand women carry babies, but how does that factor into who goes where and weapons to use? It hurts my heart.
I don't understand it. I was born this way.
I just want to play video games, drink beer, and eat hamburger helper. I didn't earn my AS in Administration of Justice from a community college that the VA paid for while also paying me a monthly paycheck to just be talked down to by this community. I am hurt, yet hopeful for change.
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This was -blam!-ing hilarious! I feel your pain brother..
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1 ReplyI'm a 6 foot tall Chinese guy with red hair
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You were making my head hurt till i saw satire.
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5 RepliesI'm a homosexual black man and I love fried chiken, watermelon, long walks on the beach, and worshipping satan with the blood of unborn fetus's
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Lolurbad
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Didnt you know dude? American white men are on the outs..... Unless you're rich. And don't even get me started on American women ho have carried a baby. I won't make any statement except that if youre a man and have a minimum wage job and work with a white woman who has pushed a baby out of her vagina..... Well you might as well just quit. Her achievment of getting pregnant cant be topped
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6 RepliesDear White Gamer, How dare you be white and not feel like a stinky ass turd. You should be ashamed of your self. And being male ... totally not cool. You people make me sick. If you happen to be religious that even makes you worse. Sincerely, CNN ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear White Gamer, Don't listen to those guys. You run the world. As long as you are insanely republican we will always have your back. P.S. - What does skeet mean, I keep hearing it all over the radio. P.P.S - Im Writing this in the year 2000 Sincerely, Fox News
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7 RepliesI bet you have a female avatar too. You disgust me.
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Edited by FallenHercules6: 11/25/2014 10:03:51 PMI don't give two fu*ks what you look like. Your a person that's all I care about.
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4 RepliesFirst world privileged problems are real doe!
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1 ReplyStop oppressing me
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4 RepliesCheck your privilege
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38 Repliesidk why these threads keep popping up, but just for the record -- there are actual marginalized individuals and entire communities whose lives are seriously misrepresented and dictated by normalized versions of societal existence. The Internet is a bad place to get a good idea of what happens in the real world. Jokes about "straight white male hating" really only helps make a joke out of the whole issue of socio economic / gender / sexual / class / racial inequalities
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6 RepliesIm a 50% asian,25% black,25% white endangered species playing destiny
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You forgot the "ask me anything" in your title. Don't you have any idea how this forum works?
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1 ReplyI'm getting drunk off fancy ass drinks I'm lookin up.
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super bump
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fun bump
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Cool bump
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DONT LET THIS DIE! Myyyy glooorrrryyyyy!! 24 hours of fame!!!!! AHHHHHH
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And women wouldn't be able to be here if it weren't for OUR baby juice.
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1 ReplyI feel your pain. Not only am I a white male but I'm Canadian to boot. I'm just tryin' to have a good time. Eatin' a bowl of Kraft Dinner running a strike when people are like: "Hey snow negro, why don't you put on your touque, chug a Molson, and take off eh?" I mean, what's that all aboot? Can't we just all get along? By the way, sorry if I got on a bit of a rant there. My snowmobile is on the fritz and I've been out of smokes for two days. Are we cool? Sorry buddy.
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7 RepliesEdited by Krazey Ivan: 11/22/2014 2:31:28 PM"I just want everyone to know that I am in fact a bearded, white male who plays Destiny." Me Too.
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1 ReplyHamburger Helper is fxcking delicious
