While most people seem to have real issues or problems or "real" issues or problems I find myself pondering the random or stupid little things. Like for example, I don't understand how some Exos can wear their helms/helmets? I mean have you seen the size of Cyade-6's head horn? How does he fit that thing into a helmet? Or the Exos with the head spikes, or the fins, or the ear things, how do they fit in your standard size helmet? Is there any point to wondering about this? Absolutely not but for some reason here I am wondering.
Or how about weapons with bipods. Why does it seem like every gun has a bipod? I could swear that at one point I picked up a hand cannon with a bipod, and I'm pretty sure that after that last patch my hunters' knife now comes equipped with a bipod. I could understand if there was a prone stance and they perked stability but otherwise why? What's the point? They make so many great guns just look weird (and trust me, I know a thing or two about looking/being weird).
Or what about the different species. Have you ever wondered about their origins? I have and this isn't about that at all. But have you ever wondered why all species have no differences? Like why don't Exos have a strength buff, or Awoken have an intelligence buff, and humans have an agility buff? I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure that a super advanced robot would be a little bit stronger than your run of the mill human. I mean hell there are times when I struggle trying to open the pickle jar and I don't think that would be an issue for the terminator or Bender Bending Rodriguez. And the Awoken, what are they awoken from or to. Is the only difference between them and humans is that they have negative tans like they got stuck out in the cold for too long?
Or what about the fact that with all the technology that was lost we, for some odd reason, decided that the tech we absolutely couldn't do without was what was needed to make hair gel. I mean what would the universe be like if all the guardians didn't have what it took to keep their awesome mohawks up?
Well that's all I'm willing to type for now. You stay classy guardians.
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