HUNTER vs WARLOCK -------------- Kapone - Hunter Let me see... *Hunter turns toward his Hunter Buddies, then looks back at this warlock* Oh warlock.. Oh warlock.. Hunters around here stop you children like a door sock.. Warlock: "A door sock?" Yes, when we give your mom the D it's polite to put a sock up on the doorknob! So please stop, Bungie gave you Nova cuz you're a poor shot My Golden Gun will 4 shot your ribs into a porkchop! My Hunters are grade A, but you could find us swarming like a bee hive Catch a stinger from 3 knives, so please go ahead... revive! We'll just stack another kill quick and vanish to the roof "HEAVY AMMO INBOUND" let's see if you can handle the Truth! Hunters dance while you SunSing, we're Kings, you're more the jester who wishes he could Gunsling.. My Bladedancers bring the lightening, my Golden Guns brings the thunder That's an orchestrated Storm. Whatever song you sang you better sing another! Because the Suns not coming back with skies overcast with hunters Raining knives that'll slice through your lives like butter! We are the Assassins. Our creed? "In the Traveller I Trust." Unravel half a mag and watch your body combust! The other half you ask? Well those are victory shots That let you mice know you're past your time like hickory dickory's clock! We kill you with AR's, scouts, cannons, blades, even nursery rhymes... These warlocks scared now! Locked in their rooms rehearsing their lines.. Just forget it Warlock, it's been over from the start, You're history, Bungie should just lock you away in one of the Grimoire Cards -We The Hunters --------- BriGuy - Warlock Heads up, hunter, a Warlock's coming now, Get invisible and cower, or better yet bow down. Are those garbage one-liners the best that you got? Weak. Call me a solar flare, because I'm about to drop heat. Class is in session, first lesson: there's no escape, All that running and jumping has got me laughing at your fate, It's too late once I drop my nova, be making no mistake, One wrong move is all it takes and I'm dancing upon your grave! Yo Bladedancer, power up - sure is a pity When I hit you with napalm and send you back to mama's titty - I got some left in the chamber so tell your mom to private chat me And who knows, I might wind up being your Warlock daddy - Son, you pound on one button and look exactly like a blender Now prepare for ejection cuz I'm 'bout to Return to Sender Throw your hands up in surrender? Ya gotta listen from the start You came to the Crucible but your connection is Walmart - Your hunter perks are pointless, I pack a 77 Wizard, Between your smoldering corpse I'll find your orb and flip you the bird - Your knife-skills cause lame hurts, flame shield to stop the flamers who're wearing capes, that's a plain flirt, lay you down with my Last Word. Sun-sing it with me, we will, we will Warlock you! Thinking you got style, you're in denial, my helm's got wings but I'm flying by you - sorry rival, this game's all about survival, is that postmortem + self revival? Damn I need someone to high five to. Who wins? Warlock by a mile. ------- Edit: tell us who really won this battle of the hunter/warlock, at our new poll, and expect more epic rap battles of destiny coming soon! The link to our poll is currently busted, search #ERBD, click the poll and vote! -If there's an interest in this freestyle business, we've got a wishlist of ridiculousness that's near endless, so hit your friend list with this! -----Poll: search #ERBD-----