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Edited by Mhx Fuxxing Air:
11/19/2014 8:18:54 PM
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What would you do with a Portal gun?
The topic says it all. First thing I would do is find out how fast something can fall, until it becomes invisible. Shoot the roof and floor, then drop a huge rock.
Inb4 self bjs
This shit blew my mind
[quote]>Shoot blue portal onto floor
>Shoot orange portal onto box
>Drop box into Blue portal
WHAT HAPPENS[/quote]
- Higgy Doc
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1 ReplyI would make a portal to the halo world get master chief and then go to the destiny world and let master chief stay there.
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I would make portals.
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Shoot a portal into my c Wall then shoot a portal. At an Airplane. Free skydive BRUH!
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>Shoot portal in my closet >Go to school >Shoot portal in bathroom >Go home
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2 RepliesEdited by Griffensaber: 11/21/2014 1:27:12 AMYou mean this? Personally, I would link the earth and the moon to see if the pressure differential would be sufficient to spew the atmosphere of earth out into space.
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1 Replyon an unrelated topic, if you give urself a bj does it feel like you are giving one or getting one? Cos you could shoot two vertically on a wall and lean in the top one....
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4 RepliesThe portals are the same size. Being able to fit one in a box implies that that box is bigger than a portal. So you can't drop said box into another portal, as it would not fit. Problem solved.
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Snort crack, off my ass.
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1 ReplyTake a boat out and shoot a portal towards the bottom of the ocean. Shoot the 2nd portal on the tallest build in NYC. Make the movie Sharkportal. Profit.
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Idk teleport
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2 RepliesDo the endless ceiling/floor loop. Not very creative, I know, but it looks so fun! I'd probably use it for pranks as well.
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1 ReplyUr mom
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*reads thing* .... FVCKIBG HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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i would order a pizza
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1 ReplyOne portal at my place, the other at my sweetheart's place. We live far away right now... T.T
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4 RepliesI am fairly certain that portals, from Portal the game, can not move. Theory in OP wouldn't work
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Edited by Heavens: 11/19/2014 8:09:15 PMLeave a portal to home in a secret place in my school.
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Just thought of it. Put a simple water turbine in a plastic tube. Put a white gel covered plate on each end of the tube. Then, pour in some water and have free energy
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3 RepliesEdited by spizzmas: 11/20/2014 3:02:59 AMWhat if I put a portal on me and another person, and we run into eachother Self blowjobs Be fat Shoot a portal through an endless loop of two other portals Put two portals on the ground, and slowly sit in one until I'm balanced, and then move one portal so I cut myself in half Move people to the moon Steal things
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I have all of your answers here.
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A lot of people who be dead from hitting the ground at terminal velocity.
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Edited by Fynch's Missing Wing: 11/20/2014 2:51:20 AMGo places *EDIT* like from work to home, grocery store, you know practical stuff
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1 ReplyYou can't drop a box with a portal on it the portal goes away if the object moves
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WAT DA FUQ!!!!! That's actually a really good point... That should have happened in portal, then when it does the entire universe explodes!
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Shove it up OPs ass and pull the trigger
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Could I use it to decapitate myself?
