Some are serious, some are informal, and some are neither of those.
1. This is Bungie.net. Not Halo.net, nor is it Destiny.net.
2. There is a man named stosh. Blame him. Why? I don't know the exact reason; I blame him for that.
3. The Bungie community is also called the Seventh Column.
4. If you are not an oldfoman, you are a newfoman.
5. Frogblast the ventcore
6. July 7th is a holy day. Don't forget it.
7. Daz is a pegboy
8. FACT: You are Achronos's alt.
9. NEVER ask to be a Forum Ninja; or you never will be.
10. If you ask when the Weekly Update is going to be posted, you've officially delayed it even more. Congrats.
11. When somebody says John Cena, they don't mean the wrestler.
12. Shishka is a pegboy
13. If you ever run into legal trouble, ask Foman for help.
14. If somebody says MarryMeJane, they are not proposing to you.
15. Rose and Warmaster are bad people. We don't talk about them.
16. The Septagon is the symbol of the Bungie community; not the emblem of an offsite.
17. There is a good chance that Bobcast has banged your sister. You've been warned.
18. Humpdays and Bungie Bounties are fun times where we all come together and kick Bungie's ass.
19. Don't go into OffTopic on May 24th. Things get weird on May 24th.
20. You have no rights; play nice.
21. Please use the correct forum for the correct discussion. Destiny stuff goes in Destiny or Recruitment, B.net and community stuff goes into Bungie and Seventh Column, and weird shit goes in OffTopic.
22. Skeleton Man will kick your ass.
23. If you have to ask if you're an oldfoman, you're not an oldfoman.
24. Gnop > any and all other video games.
25. Don't eat the Soffish.
26. That little gorilla-type thing your blue avatar has is called The Webmaster. He's a bit busy with Yoozel right now, so you'll have to leave a message.
27. The Flood = OffTopic
28. If you see a thread about how good Cheerios are, its not talking about how they taste.
29. When somebody says cOLD, they aren't referring to the temperature.
30. Make threads about horses at your own risk.
31. If somebody says something like "3spooky5me," it ain't a typo.
32. Luke owes many people steak dinners
33. You can't have their Recon.
34. BrySi who?
35. OP means Original Poster/Original Post.
36. If you're not an oldfoman, you're a newfoman. If you are new; you are a newfoman.
37. We're all Achronos's alts.
38. PM Duardo if you have any questions.
39. No, they're not going to "verse" you.
40. Our webmaster wears a gorilla suit and a jet pack
41. Bungie has made more than just Halo and Destiny. Their games include but are not limited to Marathon, Myth, Oni, Gnop, and Pathways Into Darkness.
Post guidlines you think should be added to the list.
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Some visual suggestions for newcomers on "How to b.net" in general Seventh Column seems safe for now but Community as a whole is being flooded, by the wrong kind of flood.... ;)
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Made a horse thread. I've been around for a while and never seen what happens. I should be worried shouldn't I?
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Edited by Cortana Five: 11/20/2014 5:08:33 PMAdvice (rather than straight up guidelines) and trivia stolen from the halo.bungie.net headers that may be of use: You're a good player, and your mom is a classy lady. Stosh's mom is a classy lady, too. Our webmaster wears a gorilla suit and a jetpack. Don't use -blam!- No, we're not going to "verse" you. Step 6 is complete.
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"If you have to call for Nerf, replace nerf with buff in your text, it makes more sense." "Do not [i]see[/i] the ninjas, or that's a month in the hole for you." "Zoob is love, Zoob is life."
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Thanks for the info, now I really want to start a thread about horses just to see what happens
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Can I haz flamez?
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May the 24th, why? What happens? Curiosity just wont leave me alone! Tell me o wise one. (Kneels with face pressed to the floor)
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Bravo!
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Edited by MoonDawg: 11/19/2014 6:01:34 AMBrySi who? (Foman remembers that one) Also, you forgot the obvious one. [spoiler]Can I haz Recon?[/spoiler]
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I find your lack of Dragons, disturbing.
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If anyone has any questions feel free to PM [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/1774]Durado[/url]. :)
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Half of these are just Floodisms, but whatever. Also, everyone knows that rule seven is darker. Amateur status confirmed.
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What is a pegboy?
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Ya know, for a thread intended for us Newfomans, very little of it was in a language we speak. Not that you're expected to cater to us or anything. I'm just not sure this thread was exactly for us. Unless... Is there a Rosetta stone thread somewhere? And if not, who's the resident translator?
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[quote]17. There is a good chance that Bobcast has banged your sister. You've been warned.[/quote] lel
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And in the end, there is only one metric we use to determine if a new design is good: "Does elmicker hate it? Good."-Achronos
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What are the toast references?!?!
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I'm not new, and I'm certainly not Foman, but I read this anyways.
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Edited by Specter Wolf: 11/18/2014 10:55:42 PMNo mention of lumpy pudding? Oh and... DO YOU LIKE PIE? I do...
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I got moar "If you see "ninja" and think they are regular members, you going to have a bad time" "Horse threads summon "someone". Don't summon "someone" .or prepare to clear your history" "If you see cOLD they are not talking about temperature" "Don't ask if you're a NEWFOMAN. Your supposed to blend" "If you blend make sure you know your fax or at least not overdo it. You will be called newfoman" "That was not a typo" "The cheif speaks 1337 24/7" "If you insult a ninja, you bet that's a paddlin" "Enjoy your 3 month ban" "Calling out mods won't work. Unless it's regarding their sleeping schedule" "If you post b8 it better be gr8" "Worship the ogrelord" "If you claim you are someones father, that's a lie because the dog beat you over the fence" "Refer to rules of the Internet. It will help you in the event you come across "someone"" "If you don't know what's going on, lurk MOAR" "When people ask about where a dog is there is only one answer" "You must lurk to find it"
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Cheerios are mandatory
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Edited by Huunior: 11/18/2014 5:44:55 PM[quote]Make sure you're here on May 24th. Good things happen May 24th. [/quote] Fix'd