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Edited by Jphn_33:
11/18/2014 6:52:24 AM
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What would you do if...
You woke up cuddling a man-sized spider?
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*Shrug* *Cuddles with spider more*
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3 RepliesStick my morning wood in it and go back to sleep.
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1 ReplyKill it with fire!
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Ride it around like a horse
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2 RepliesShoot it with my kitten blasters
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2 RepliesLick it's organ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I'm talking about its spinneret you dirty bastard... >.>[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWonder why my breakfast is In my bed
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2 RepliesStay. The sex must have been good if I was still there.
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4 RepliesThrow it off me and get into my car and if it comes out I would run that sucker down.
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5 RepliesPray it doesn't kill me! A run if it tries to.
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Make it my royal steed, and ride it to victory against my foes.
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Try to slip the tip in
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2 RepliesHave sex with it.
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I'd name him Greg and give him post-it notes to relay messages to me.
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-blam!- it right in the pussy.
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1 ReplyPaint a smile on it and call it: Smile Spider or...... something
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4 Replieserm.. fap?
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1 ReplySqueeze so hard it bursts
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2 Replies-blam!- it
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1 ReplyEdited by Jaaake AU: 11/18/2014 7:32:45 PMKill myself. Spiders scare me. Not as much as they used to. But if probably die if I saw a man sized spider
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1 ReplyI would tame it, name it Jeffrey, give it a mullet, get some guns then become overlord Putin and rule the entire world.
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1 ReplyQuit drinking
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GET THE -blam!- OUTTA THERE
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If the spider is mostly harmless, I'd keep it as a pet. Maybe teach it how to tend the fish. Every Halloween, it would coat the houses in webs, and leave a web-sign with the following: You all just got [i]WEBBED[/i]. Hah! *Web-shaped signature.*
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I'd be creeped out that I had been cuddling!
