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11/16/2014 10:30:24 PM
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*also sits on you*
What will you do about it?!
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3 Replies*unzips pants* * pushes you down my dick*
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Edited by Balto: 11/17/2014 4:23:13 AMUh, how'd you get in here?! Also can you move a little to the left, can't see where I'm going.
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Edited by LegendOfWinter: 11/17/2014 4:11:34 AM*proceeds to grope like in those creepy Japanese videos when they're on the subway, damn that shit is creepy. The Japanese are a pretty weird people, their porn is some freaky shit too, like tentacles wtf? Also their game shows are a circle jerk as well, I mean, playing that in America would probably have people changing channels so fast Comcast will need to be there (on time or its free) to calm you the -blam!- down. You're also probably wondering why you're still reading this too. I pretty much have you under my power. Remember that embarrassing thing last summer? Yeah. Feels shitty to think about now huh? Well, I'm done! It was nice talking!* [spoiler]Tl;dr I groped Gardevoir.[/spoiler]
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*turns into a pug and shows pug eyes* Y...u do dis?
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1 ReplySo are Pokemon real now? Cause theirs a Gardevoir on my lap and I'm not sure how to take it
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2 Replies*licks*
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Says it all
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More than two people are sitting on me. Someone call an ambulance.
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Why hello there. [spoiler]Please get off, your squashing my cookies...[/spoiler]
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*Takes out yu-gay-oh cards and watches you melt away into nothing*
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*le Lenny face*
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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1 Reply*Throws a pokeball*
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6 RepliesDepends on weight and gender. Man? *Cuts throat* Woman? *Wonders when you'll get off*
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1 Reply*hugs and gropes*
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Sit Now flex
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6 Replies*stabs you with the same blade that Serpy met*
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1 ReplyWhat is happening?
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1 ReplyEdited by Dolorous Sky: 11/17/2014 12:15:36 AM*Don't get hard don't get hard don't get hard don't get hard don't get hard* damn it!
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1 ReplyI hope you know. This. Means. War
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48 Replies*sigh* This recliner can't take another person.
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6 Replies[spoiler][b]go to sleep[/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOh, bby
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4 RepliesWhy hello.
