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Edited by Shisny:
11/13/2014 3:59:50 PM
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Why are Titans always Crying?
Because they can't blink.
Edit: *sigh* the amount of people that don't get the joke make my brain hurt
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27 RepliesHello Hunters. Look at your Guardian. Now back to me. Now back at your Guardian, now BACK to me. Sadly, he isn´t me. But if he stopped being a sneaky camper and started using men´s armor, he could look like he´s me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You are in Firebase Delphi, hoping your Blink will save you. Look again! My Shoulder Charge has sent you flying! Anything is possible when you are a Titan and not a weakling. I am on Mars.
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We cry before combat, not because we are afraid, but because we remember our fallen brothers, and take that pain, rage, and hate and use it, to gather up our enemies and push them into the darkness where they came from, the darkness that they will now know and that will last forever...
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1 ReplyTitan never cry...they're just pissing in action
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2 Replies[b]Master Titan: [/b]Yo guys, get in the bubble. It's warm, safe and i brought cookies with me. [b]Master Warlock: [/b]Mehh, no thanks m8. No need to worry about me dying cuz i can revive myself..... oh shit now i am dead. [b]Master Titan: [/b]Hurry up and revive yourself. [b]Master Warlock: [/b]Ehm.. a little problem here, my super isn't fully charged yet. [b]Master Hunter: [/b]Don't worry, i'll revive you bro with my NiNja style Yehhh~ [b]Master Warlock: [/b]No !! stay where you are. Too many fallen here... and why does it look like the captains are tea-baggin me? [b]Master Hunter: [/b]No worries brothaa~ i'll be like a NiNja... i can go invisible. Here i come. [b]Master Hunter: [/b]i'll be damned... [b]Master Titan: [/b]whut happened? [b]Master Hunter: [/b]My invisible mode lasted for 5 sec or something... [b]Master Titan:[/b] Great !! now both of you are dead. Don't worry, i'll come to rescue... but first have to finish those cookies.
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Edited by VapinBot: 11/15/2014 2:35:40 AM
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I got a bit of a man giggle out of it.
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I always assumed it was a poor childhood.
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3 RepliesWe cry for the souls of our hunter and warlock brethren, as we stride over there corpses to claim victory.
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It's normally just scrubs not titans
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Titans dont cry, destiny history says we never fail :p I got your joke tho :)
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this weeds out the DUMB....lol
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I gave you a like because i honestly chuckled...well played sir...well played..
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That's a good one, maybe write it's a joke at the bottom for the dumb ones
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That took me longer than I would like to admit to understand...
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Because they have butt flaps.
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I thought it was because we were laughing too hard watching the Warlocks and the Hunters try to be like us.
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I get the joke, I get it, I'm pretty sure this was an intentional pun
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Ba Dum Tiss
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Haha I got it the don't have the teleport lol
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Ahh, a good joke finally. Short and simple.
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1 Reply8/10 What you did there, I spotted it.
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3 RepliesWhy are Warlocks and Hunters so weak? Because they don't lift.
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Oh, you!
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I laughed
